Hey! This Pump Says “Destroy All Humans!”

Posted on February 25, 2014 4:00 pm

A gas station in Illinois had a computer glitch, causing pumps to sell gas for 1 cent per gallon.

Relax… at least you don’t have to worry about computers with Obamacare, right?

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6 Responses to “Hey! This Pump Says “Destroy All Humans!””

  1. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Castillo says she’s worked for her boss for five years and she’s upset that customers wouldn’t tell the station management they were taking something for nothing

    She’s in Chicago and she’s surprised that people there take something for nothing?? That’s all they know how to do.

  2. zzyzx says:

    Never let a good crisis, or a computer glitch at a gas station, go to waste. ~ Ram Emanual

  3. Apostic says:

    Wait a minute, I’ve seeen a movie version* of this story. ‘Cept in this one, it’s an adding machine in a bank kicking out way-to-small numbers under certain circumstances. One of the main characters freaks when he sees this and rants about machines taking over.

    *BTW, this movie has Grouch Marx and Jane Russell. What a pair….

  4. CCO says:

    @3–not the one where the pennies rounded off of everyone’s paycheck get swept into Richard Pryor’s account?

  5. CCO says:

    Hey, you sure it’s not Maximum Overdrive?

  6. Oppo says:

    Or “Office Space”?

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