I Don’t Trust These Kind of Reports

Posted on February 26, 2014 8:00 am

A new report shows that 75% of children drink some form of caffeine every day.

Sounds exaggerated. They probably just kept re-counting the same kid running by them really fast.

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4 Responses to “I Don’t Trust These Kind of Reports”

  1. Oppo says:

    Hence the children’s book, “Hopped on Pop.”

  2. AT says:

    They’re probably getting exposed to it second-hand from caffeine users.

    Or third-hand from exposure to surfaces where people consumed caffeine.

  3. Veeshir says:

    So there was a study showing most kids drink soda and iced tea?

    Wow! Whodathunkit?!?!?!!?!?

    I guess after settling the science of global worming they’re looking for something else to study.

  4. calcpa says:

    Don’t forget the study included chocolates as well. I’m surprised it’s only 75%.

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