Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste

A new high-tech dog collar allows pet owners to monitor how much they sleep and how many calories they are burning.

And if it’s a flop, Michelle Obama will re-brand & sell them as “Let’s Move! Fitness Necklaces”.

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  1. Update: Bo and Congressional dogs exempt.
    And whatever the name is of that beard dog they bought for Bo.

    “Doctor, my dog has crashed!”
    “Don’t worry — we got the black boxer and the fight-or-flight data recorder..”


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