Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste

Posted on February 28, 2014 8:00 am

A new high-tech dog collar allows pet owners to monitor how much they sleep and how many calories they are burning.

And if it’s a flop, Michelle Obama will re-brand & sell them as “Let’s Move! Fitness Necklaces”.

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3 Responses to “Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste”

  1. Steve H says:

    Or meat thermometers.

  2. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    If people want to monitor how much they sleep and how many calories they are burning, shouldn’t they be the ones wearing the collar?

  3. Oppo says:

    Update: Bo and Congressional dogs exempt.
    And whatever the name is of that beard dog they bought for Bo.

    “Doctor, my dog has crashed!”
    “Don’t worry — we got the black boxer and the fight-or-flight data recorder..”

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