No Skating!

Posted on February 27, 2014 4:00 pm

Some scientists are now theorizing that life forms might be found in ice pockets on the Moon.

Still unknown: will it taste like frozen chicken?

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2 Responses to “No Skating!”

  1. CrabbyOldBat says:

    Still unknown: will it taste like frozen chicken?

    Why take the chance? Nuke ‘em now!

  2. Bad Science says:

    I agree, nuke them. As there hasn’t been any scientific results that show life there doesn’t have razor sharp claws and a deep hatred of all life on Earth, I can only conclude that it does. And nuking them, from orbit if need be, is the only way to be certain.

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