I saw an article on the Internets that said that Piers Morgan was leaving his show on CNN. That brings up some questions.
First, what’s CNN? Are they still around?
Next, isn’t Piers Morgan the guy from The Apprentice?
Who gave him a TV show on something that pretends to be a news network?
Did Frank J’s recent absence from IMAO mean that he’s behind the sacking of Piers Morgan?
If anyone knows the answer to these questions, well, it’s okay. You don’t have to leave the answers here. It just means you know more about CNN than whoever is running things there now.
But, this apparently means that CNN has an opening. So, who should take the job? Not who will, because that will, in all likelihood be some foreigner, or some left-wing idiot. Or, they’ll rehire Piers Morgan and get two-for-one.
So, again, who should get the job at CNN?