Please, PLEASE Stop It With the Stupid Hipster-Quaint Obamacare Ads – UPDATED

Posted on February 7, 2014 10:00 pm

(Submitted by The Looking Spoon via Independent Journal Review [High Praise!])

*sigh*

Yes, someone on the left actually thought this was a good idea:

Oh, and just to put a cherry on this scummy sundae, I made this:

UPDATE:

Les of Nuking Politics [High Praise!] does it better:

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14 Responses to “Please, PLEASE Stop It With the Stupid Hipster-Quaint Obamacare Ads – UPDATED”

  1. jw says:

    i can never look at sebelius without seeing this:

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3081809920/ch0010779?ref_=chmd_md_nxt

  2. Larry E says:

    If Hatchet-Faced Sebelius married Horse-Faced Kerry, do you think their kids would be (in the manner of dachshunds) two faces long and half-a-face wide?

  3. Jersey McJones says:

    Boy, you guys are sure high-minded around here.

    JMJ

  4. Oppo says:

    “Sebelius!” — Harry Potter cursing the U.S. healthcare system.

    Hey, I just discovered on Wikipedia that her maiden name was Gilligan. Curse her for changing her name and depriving us of jokes!!

  5. JJA says:

    I saw those ads and thought for sure they were a parody. I swear the whole ACA scenario makes me wonder if we’re trapped inside a bad Saturday Night Live skit.

  6. Oppo says:

    (continuing the thought in #4) . . . such as trying to make a website out of coconuts.

  7. Harvey says:

    @4 – Ok, so now you need to come up with Obama administration members to be the rest of the castaways.

  8. jw says:

    @7 don’t be dissin’ on mary ann

  9. Oppo says:

    Boy, do I wish they were castaways!

    Joe Biden is bumbling enough to be the Skipper, and even looks like him. But the name “Skipper” kind of connotes Obama, so I’m not sure. He sure ran the S.S. “Me Now” aground.

    Kerry is Thurston.

    Pelosi looks like Lovey.

    Maybe Abortion Barbie as Ginger? Doubt she’ll be around for all three seasons.

    I can’t think of a Democrat cute or likeable enough to be Mary Ann, nor one smart enough to be the Professor.

    Chris Matthews could guest star as the Japanese soldier from WWII who they convince is very goo-rooking.

  10. Harvey says:

    Professor would have to be “super-smart” Paul Krugman.

    For Maryann, I’ll nominate Kamala Harris, who Obama got in trouble for complimenting on her looks:

    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/04/obama-calls-californian-kamala-harris-best-looking-attorney-general/

  11. rumcrook says:

    I know for a fact the mom jeans photo is a cropped one of ear leader….

  12. Iowa Jim says:

    It’s a shame that Big Sis isn’t still a cabinet member. I’m sure that she’d make it very clear that I needed to get health insurance (actually, I have health insurance, but I haven’t had a mother for a bit more than a year, so the posters have no message for me).

  13. jw says:

    @10

    Kamala Harris? yuck. if we absolutely, positively, must find a dem female to replace mary ann, i nominate scarlet johansson.

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