Quick! Ban This Assault Weapon!

Posted on February 18, 2014 10:00 pm

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8 Responses to “Quick! Ban This Assault Weapon!”

  1. proof says:

    Needs a pistol grip and a bayonet lug!

  2. Davesnothere says:

    And one of those shoulder things…you know, that go up over the shoulder. I think they are called barrel shrouds or something.

  3. Harvey says:

    @3 – And one of them… whaddyacallits… flash suppositories

  4. CCO says:

    I was thinking the opposite way; since it doesn’t have a pistol grip or a bayonet lug, it might be legal in New York State (please bear in mind that I am not a lawyer, nor have I ever played one on TV or in the yard); but then I saw that it has a removable magazine, so it might be classified as an assault stick in New York state.

    Would someone explain how bayonet lugs affect the ballistic performance of projectiles.

  5. CapitalistB says:

    What is really needs is a Linux-based system that makes sure it connects to the target each and every time you swing it

  6. Dohtimes says:

    That was an actual weapon, back in tha day, of a splinter group of the Compton Neighborhood Watch vigilantes. Scope had the disclaimer ‘Liberals can’t be stupider than they appear’.

  7. AT says:

    I would love to try walking that into a public school. Just to see what happens.

    In fact, someone SHOULD. Just to expressly highlight the idiocy of it all.

  8. Tater Salad says:

    In order to carry the above-shown weapon in an East Coast urban environment the current detachable magazine would have to be replaced with the latest issue of The New Yorker, Time, or for extra high-capacity stupidity, Rolling Stone. The aforementioned modification to the currently threatening-in-appearance “boomstick” could possibly reduce the intimidation factor of said weapon system.

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