A lot of people are invested in showing freedom doesn’t work. Just wish there weren’t so many in the U.S. and they didn’t hold such power.
I’d be happy with more isolationist policies if it meant we could lose diplomacy and tell other countries exactly what we think of them.
I don’t think I could be president and shake hands with Chinese leaders when in a more just world they would be hanging from a tree.
Don’t even get me started on most “leaders” in the Middle East.
Remember when our enemies used to be Commies and Nazis and now it’s sugar and things maybe getting hotter? Country needs a reboot.
Global warming is raping people now? Holy crap.
Does that work as a rape defense? “It wasn’t my fault; it’s because it was 2 degrees hotter than average.”
Here’s the study about global warming and rape. It’s scientific, so only 98% chance it’s utter nonsense.
So are there like two types of atheists? One where it’s a philosophy and one where it’s a mental tic?
So are the Koch brothers a real thing or just the name the left has given the screeching demons inside their heads?
“We need Joe Scarborough in 2016!” -Joe Scarborough
How do Republicans plan to respond to Democrats running in 2014 on Obamacare and the economic success of six years of the Obama presidency?
The Oscars could get more viewership if they had categories like, “Best Performance by an Actor in a Movie People Actually Saw.”
A main problem of government is little to no punishment for failure. Why was no one executed for the $800 bil stimulus that did nothing?
“I am figuratively on fire today!” -Joe Biden after setting his hair plugs on fire with his Easy Bake Oven
Are people really going to argue that Hitler was for free markets? The guy wasn’t for free anything.
Yes, the left, the awful people of last century shared your desire to control through government. You have better intentions, I’m sure.
What are they going to argue next? Hitler tried to kill the Jews by giving them carry permits so they’d accidentally shoot each other?
Hitler was a big proponent of small government?
You can’t be for bigger government and against fascism. Government only gets bigger by controlling more of people’s lives.
This is obvious. It should not be arguable.
Other than the murdering, Frank Underwood seems pretty reasonable for a Democrat. Actually, even with the murdering.
Thought the Community episode last night was mediocre — but classic Community-level of mediocre, so still hilarious and awesome.
You never made a typo in a tweet? Hitler.