People get this angry when you kill a giraffe? I hope no one goes digging through my backyard…
“Ain’t got time to bleed. In fact, Outlook says I’m double-booked for the next hour.”
Funniest/saddest thing about this story is NY is trying to prevent a Sandy Hook by making it a felony for gun possession at a school.
Yeah, a guy going to murder kids at a school is really going to be influenced by whether gun possession is a misdemeanor or a felony.
There is no basic logic or reason left in gun control. None.
“We want the red ones out of the house!” my 3yo daughter making a correct observation about curling. So proud.
Man, I forgot how exciting curling is. So much going on with both skill and strategy.
So that suicide bomb teacher was literally hoisted by his own petard.
So whatever happened to the gay basketball player? Did he win at basketball?
If you make law that isn’t crappy and isn’t poorly planned, then you don’t have to keep delaying parts of it.
Life is a lot like Flappy Bird — difficult and repetitive and full of hazards and then it just suddenly disappears entirely.
It’s. The. Lawish.
Lego Movie, you had me at “Will Arnett as Batman.”
Obama is replacing Democracy with Demokracy which tastes nearly the same.
Obama fixed health insurance with the same aplomb that a 3yo with a hammer would fix a laptop.
Apparently, before pulling it from the store, the creator of Flappy Bird updated it and it seems a lot easier now.
The name of my curling movie would be “Hurry! Hurry! Hard!” That would also be the name of the porn version.