Random Thoughts: Hillary, Cats, and Presidents Day

Posted on February 18, 2014 9:00 am

Hillary Clinton is a horrible person and an awful choice for president, and any news source not reporting that is bad at journalism.

Point of Order: Roses can be many different colors. Violets are violet (like oranges are orange). And that’s lust, not love, you’re feeling.

Got my wife a new Kindle Fire for Valentine’s Day. Not very romantic, but it is HD. That seems more important.

How about instead of gender, we just ask what sex chromosomes you have and leave it there.

“What if sociopaths were fluffier?” -inventor of cats

I forget; did we ever end the government shutdown? How about the sequester?

For half the cost of what it took to get us to the moon, the US can train a gold medal curling team. #MakeItHappen

Poor John Shuster. He’s been doing some great curling; it’s just not showing up as wins for some reason.

Saw Frozen; pretty tragic. One of the princesses becomes queen, thus disqualifying her from the Disney princess line.

And in one of the songs in Frozen, there’s a joke stolen from Arrested Development.

I got the day off for Presidents Day but I didn’t know how to celebrate it other than to offer a sale on cars.

We celebrate the president’s birthday on Presidents Day, right? But do we celebrate the pretend Hawaiian one or the Kenyan one?

I wasn’t talking about Obama; I was talking about Lincoln.

Was there a Gobot named Vincent who transformed into a van, i.e., Vincent van Gobot? If not, no wonder they were a poor man’s Transformers.

Finally started House of Cards season 2. There was at least one twist I did not seem coming in the first episode.

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9 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Hillary, Cats, and Presidents Day”

  1. Iowa Jim says:

    I got the day off for Presidents Day but I didn’t know how to celebrate it other than to offer a sale on cars.

    Two traditional celebrations are watching an intern use a cigar in an usual manner and ordering the IRS to audit a conservative group.

  2. Harvey says:

    In my head, at first I pronounced “Gobot” with the “t” being silent, like it was a French word. I think there’s something wrong with my brain.

    Is there a doctor I can see about this, or have they all “retired early” because of Obamacare?

  3. Jimmy says:

    Frank, you were supposed to celebrate The Greatest President In The History Of Everything.

    And Harvey, you should probably consult Miss Anony regarding a cookie fix for your brain problem.

  4. Not an NSA Spy says:

    “I got the day off for Presidents Day”
    I think Basil has a bone to pick with you.

  5. jw says:

    @2 no doctors, just health care providers. maybe a hair dresser.

  6. AT says:

    That motorcycle Gobot was a bitch to transform. Had a cool name though – Cykill.

    You notice how kids toys don’t have cool names anymore? Lame.

  7. zzyzx says:

    If you are a fan of House of Cards might I suggest the original British version…it’s far superior to the American version.

  8. Marc says:

    “Poor John Shuster. He’s been doing some great curling; it’s just not showing up as wins for some reason.” could be because he doesn’t have the right pants. Needs to talk to the Norwegians and get some new trousers.

  9. Bad Science says:

    The sequester is still active, just check out the National Weather Service’s local radar during severe weather to see the results.
    I wish I could show some interest in the Scottish Sweeping Game, but I can’t.
    http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2014/2/18/how-to-describe-something.html

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