Hillary Clinton is a horrible person and an awful choice for president, and any news source not reporting that is bad at journalism.
Point of Order: Roses can be many different colors. Violets are violet (like oranges are orange). And that’s lust, not love, you’re feeling.
Got my wife a new Kindle Fire for Valentine’s Day. Not very romantic, but it is HD. That seems more important.
How about instead of gender, we just ask what sex chromosomes you have and leave it there.
“What if sociopaths were fluffier?” -inventor of cats
I forget; did we ever end the government shutdown? How about the sequester?
For half the cost of what it took to get us to the moon, the US can train a gold medal curling team. #MakeItHappen
Poor John Shuster. He’s been doing some great curling; it’s just not showing up as wins for some reason.
Saw Frozen; pretty tragic. One of the princesses becomes queen, thus disqualifying her from the Disney princess line.
And in one of the songs in Frozen, there’s a joke stolen from Arrested Development.
I got the day off for Presidents Day but I didn’t know how to celebrate it other than to offer a sale on cars.
We celebrate the president’s birthday on Presidents Day, right? But do we celebrate the pretend Hawaiian one or the Kenyan one?
I wasn’t talking about Obama; I was talking about Lincoln.
Was there a Gobot named Vincent who transformed into a van, i.e., Vincent van Gobot? If not, no wonder they were a poor man’s Transformers.
Finally started House of Cards season 2. There was at least one twist I did not seem coming in the first episode.