Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor? And maybe Michael Cera can be Darkseid.
Calm down, people. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor might work. And Ben Affleck as Batman might… not be laugh out loud ridiculous.
I’m pretty sure it won’t be another Batman & Robin. That has to be a once in a lifetime thing.
They allow medical marijuana, so they should allow medical meth, like if the only way to pay for your cancer treatments is selling meth.
The main thing I see is a “War on Even a Marginal Amount of Intelligence in Political Discussions.”
J’accuse! Joke theft! -> Ann Coulter: Ted Kennedy Has The Only Confirmed Kill In The War On Women
This is my most retweeted tweet. Joke theft! Except I’m scared of Ann Coulter…
What do you do when you have a clear case of joke theft? Is there a division of the Department of Justice I talk to?
What’s a Bruno Mars? Does he sing the dubstep?
Was thinking: If Mitt Romney was elected and the Obamacare launch went the same as it did, wouldn’t he have been blamed for sabotaging it?
Aren’t the members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers like 60 now? Maybe they should start wearing shirts.
Is the 24 return going to take place in London? Maybe they can do a Sherlock crossover.
Haven’t been following the NFL – has Denver won games before?
In the 24 universe, Obama is the third – and by the far the worst – black president.
Obama makes me yearn for the Logan presidency.
I’d rather be complicit in genocide than wear Axe body spray.
That Bob Dylan ad was a nice eulogy for Detroit.
There. A touchdown. Now all Denver needs is for everyone on the Seahawks to die.
This is why they ask “Are you ready for some football?” at the beginning of the game. Denver should have said no.
We’re not supposed to be blogging about the Super Bowl without express written permission.
Don’t screw up the return of 24, FOX. America has been through enough.
Just before the game started, Peyton used up all his skill scoring a 37 on Flappy Bird.