Science!

Posted on February 22, 2014 12:00 pm

A new poll shows that Americans prefer smartphones, internet access, laptops, and TV to sex.

Ironically, living with your nose in a screen is a good way to make sure you never get a chance to test that theory.

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6 Responses to “Science!”

  1. Jimmy says:

    I took a poll around here this morning and all participants voted in favor of celebrating a President’s birthday on the actual day. Happy Washington’s Birthday to all!

    Also, off topic: Where the hell is Frank?

  2. jw says:

    and aren’t we due baby frank pictures?

  3. JeffersonFan says:

    Hey the Ukrainians are celebrating Washington’s birthday today by tearing down all statutes of Lenin across their country. Today we’re all Ukrainians…or something sappy like that.

  4. Dohtimes says:

    It was different when having sex wasn’t likely to be viewed on everyone’s phone, computer or TV. Wouldn’t be quite as bad if Warhol was right, but it turns out we are only famous for fifteen seconds.

  5. Dohtimes says:

    #3, I wonder if Obama speaks Ukrainian?

  6. Doug says:

    Not surprising. Being that sex is available on all of those devices as well.

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