Straight Line of the Day: Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton Would Be a “Tremendous President”. Two Words That Would Describe Her Better…

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Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

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  1. … McDonald’s Cashier.
    … Cosmonaut Trainee.
    … Libtard Mascot.
    … Lucifer Wannabee.
    … Missile Target.
    … Brain Donor.
    … Daisy Pusher-Upper.

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  2. Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    Expletive deleted.

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  3. Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    bad cookie.

    total mess

    why bother

    non-difference maker.

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  4. Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    ex-Pat incentiviser

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  5. Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    not printable.

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  6. …goodwill demolisher.

    …foot smell.

    …Medusa faced.

    …evil. Personified.

    …testicularly embellished.

    …bean residue.

    …crusted crinkles.

    …slop bucketee.

    …fly farm.

    …sperm suiciding.

    …hellfaced banshee.

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  7. …bitter harpy
    …bad dream
    …c0ck blocker
    …404 error (not found)
    …junk trunk
    …Bill’s backup
    …Cthulhu’s nightmare

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  8. Two words that would describe her better…

    …Whatdifference Doesitmake

    …Memory error

    …Lobotomy recipient

    …Ex Candidate

    …convenience marriage

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  9. Wicked Witch

    Disney Villain

    Affirmativeaction Beneficiary

    Hillarycare Failure

    Liberal Loon

    Oh, heck, what difference does it make at this point?

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  10. Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    worst nightmare

    Obama II

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  11. …prodigal spun.

    …dregs underachiever.

    …Arnold’s Predatorette.

    …wild hairbin.

    …freedoms flatulator.

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  12. Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    unindicted co-conspirator

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  13. Evil harpy
    Soul-sucking shrew
    Political opportunist
    Unprincipled & power-hungry
    the reason why Bill cheated – (oh, that’s more than 2 words. I’m going to stick with it anyways)

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