Straight Line of the Day: Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton Would Be a “Tremendous President”. Two Words That Would Describe Her Better…

Posted on February 11, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

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57 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton Would Be a “Tremendous President”. Two Words That Would Describe Her Better…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … Tremendous Ex-President

  2. Steve H says:

    … McDonald’s Cashier.
    … Cosmonaut Trainee.
    … Libtard Mascot.
    … Lucifer Wannabee.
    … Missile Target.
    … Brain Donor.
    … Daisy Pusher-Upper.

  3. Bob B says:

    …tremendous disappointment.

    …serial liar.

    …magnificent enabler.

    …unaccomplished bureaucrat.

  4. Steve H says:

    [No, my meds haven’t kicked in yet – why do you ask?]

  5. walruskkkch says:

    Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    Expletive deleted.

  6. Bob B says:

    …Benghazi bungler.

  7. Steve H says:

    … Patraeus’s Master.

  8. walruskkkch says:

    Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    bad cookie.

    total mess

    why bother

    non-difference maker.

  9. walruskkkch says:

    Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    ex-Pat incentiviser

  10. walruskkkch says:

    Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    not printable.

  11. Oppo says:

    Job Unlocker

    Job-locked Socialist

    Ginormous Difference

    Coffin Nail

    Arkancide Capsule

  12. Bob B says:

    …Whitewater grafter.

  13. Bob B says:

    …Bimbo disrupter.

  14. jw says:

    …tremendous cankles

  15. jw says:

    …freakin’ disaster

  16. Oppo says:

    @12 +1

  17. Dohtimes says:

    …goodwill demolisher.

    …foot smell.

    …Medusa faced.

    …evil. Personified.

    …testicularly embellished.

    …bean residue.

    …crusted crinkles.

    …slop bucketee.

    …fly farm.

    …sperm suiciding.

    …hellfaced banshee.

  18. FormerHostage says:

    …bitter harpy
    …bad dream
    …c0ck blocker
    …404 error (not found)
    …junk trunk
    …Bill’s backup
    …Cthulhu’s nightmare

  19. FormerHostage says:

    …storebought cookie.

  20. FormerHostage says:

    …ugly with a capital F?

  21. Joel says:

    psycho hosebeast

  22. James says:

    Pantsuit Hottie

    . . . but really, what difference does it make?

  23. ELD says:

    he meant to say “Tremendous Precedent”

  24. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Karla Marx

  25. c64wood says:

    Two words that would describe her better…

    …Whatdifference Doesitmake

    …Memory error

    …Lobotomy recipient

    …Ex Candidate

    …convenience marriage

  26. Jimmy says:

    $%^& *#^%

  27. Burt says:

    …Better’n Barack

  28. Peregrine John says:

    Dolores Umbridge

  29. Oppo says:

    Tammany Whinette

  30. Oppo says:

    Jackie Wagon

    Monica’s Backup

  31. Bob B says:

    @29 – Nice! She did stand by her man, and is a raging corruptocrat.

  32. DamnCat says:

    …tremendously crooked

    …thoroughly Marxist

    …transparently thuggish

    …terribly un-photogenic

  33. blarg says:

    …cackle cackle

    …cankle cankle

    …George Soros

    …can’t rembmer

    …don’t recall

  34. Rayfan87 says:

    Terrific prisoner.

  35. FormerHostage says:

    …lowered expectations.

  36. Oppo says:

    The Untouchable

  37. Oppo says:

    Nurse Ratchet

    Slobberedon Milosebitch

  38. hari says:

    Wicked Witch

    Disney Villain

    Affirmativeaction Beneficiary

    Hillarycare Failure

    Liberal Loon

    Oh, heck, what difference does it make at this point?

  39. hari says:

    @35

    What I wouldn’t give to see someone do a Lowered Expectations ad for Hillary.

  40. walruskkkch says:

    Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    worst nightmare

    Obama II

  41. Dohtimes says:

    …prodigal spun.

    …dregs underachiever.

    …Arnold’s Predatorette.

    …wild hairbin.

    …freedoms flatulator.

  42. Oppo says:

    Prune Hilda

    Crone eCapitalism

  43. tanstaafl44 says:

    imitation person

  44. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Narcissistic Loony Toon , s*#t, that’s 3 words.

  45. Oppo says:

    Billy Goat

  46. Iowa Jim says:

    ambitious shrew

    lying harridan

    shrill virago

    vicious harpy

    noisome termagant

  47. jw says:

    harridan

    oh, has to be two?

    old harridan

  48. jw says:

    @46

    sorry ’bout the harridan. missed it by this much :(

  49. walruskkkch says:

    Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…

    unindicted co-conspirator

  50. JJA says:

    missing person

  51. Tim says:

    difference maker

  52. Burt says:

    …guano loco.

  53. Gumbeaux says:

    America poison
    Post turtle
    Shovel ready
    Enemy within

  54. walruskkkch says:

    Homo Sapiest

  55. TheHat says:

    Leo Lesbo

  56. Ernie Loco says:

    Evil harpy
    Soul-sucking shrew
    Political opportunist
    Unprincipled & power-hungry
    the reason why Bill cheated – (oh, that’s more than 2 words. I’m going to stick with it anyways)

  57. Writer says:

    The End

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