Straight Line of the Day: How Was Mexico’s Most Wanted Drug Lord Captured?

Posted on February 26, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

How was Mexico’s most wanted drug lord captured?

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58 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: How Was Mexico’s Most Wanted Drug Lord Captured?”

  1. Oppo says:

    Indicted by a Rio Grande jury.

    OK, I think I’m done.

  2. walruskkkch says:

    Now that Anonymiss is back I’m looking forward to the gratuitous cookies.

  3. Jimmy says:

    Hey, Walrus! Don’t count your cookies before they’re baked!

  4. Writer says:

    … he went for Take-Out. “Yo quiero Taco Bell”.

  5. Bob B says:

    His bodyguards were distracted during the “Chicken Dance”, and that was all she wrote…

  6. @boston_bubba says:

    Sallie Mae found him when he was two days late on his student loan payment.

  7. Writer says:

    … they sprinkled salt on his tail.

  8. Karen says:

    … Queen to Rook 7, Warlord in check.

    … He checked into his hotel, but the floor was reeeeaaally sticky for some reason.

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