Straight Line of the Day: In Chicago, Thieves Stole 80 Tons of Salt. Why?

Posted on February 24, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In Chicago, thieves stole 80 tons of salt. Why?

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56 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: In Chicago, Thieves Stole 80 Tons of Salt. Why?”

  1. frogmouth says:

    Some people look at 80 tons of stolen salt and ask “Why?”…I dream of things that were never stolen and ask “Why not?”.

  2. can of spam says:

    @42: *slow clap*

  3. Karen says:

    … What else are you going to do with 40 tons of pretzels?

    … Bloomberg is hoarding.

    @42: orz

  4. Apostic says:

    ….Frightend as a child by the Great Pink Sea Snail and has been preparing for the worst ever since.

  5. CLIFF says:

    Mayor Rahm Emmanuel put in an order for some some Kosher salt in according with Halakha (Jewish law). :-(

  6. walruskkkch says:

    Some one found Jimmy Buffet’s lost shaker.

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