Straight Line of the Day: NASA Will Create “the Coldest Spot in the Universe” aboard the ISS. It Will Be Used…

Posted on February 4, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

Send to Kindle
1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

45 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: NASA Will Create “the Coldest Spot in the Universe” aboard the ISS. It Will Be Used…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … as a point of comparison to Chuck Norris.

  2. Steve H says:

    @1 (since he is so cool…)

  3. walruskkkch says:

    NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    to unfreeze Pelosi’s heart.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    serious science stuff, just pay the bill Dude.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    as measuring stick for the Denver Bronco offense.

  6. walruskkkch says:

    NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    only for good and not some nefarious plot to take over the world.

  7. Steve H says:

    … as a place to thaw Michelle Obama’s icy stares.

  8. walruskkkch says:

    NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    for the next NASA Kegger! Wahoooooooooo!

  9. walruskkkch says:

    NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    in a clever, but fundamentally flawed, plan to corner all the heat in the Universe.

  10. walruskkkch says:

    “The US space agency has announced that its researchers are currently working on the Cold Atom Laboratory , “the coolest spot in the universe”, which will be ready for installation inside the International Space Station by December 2015. ” — Are they just putting some shades on Obama?

  11. Jimmy says:

    …measure the cold day in hell when I give up my firearms.

  12. pkudude99 says:

    To see if it really is possible to be colder than a witch’s tit.

  13. Bob B says:

    …to preserve the entertainment genius that is Vanilla Ice – “Ice ice baby!”

  14. walruskkkch says:

    NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    mainly for parlor tricks and some such as a means to get more funding approved for NASA.

  15. walruskkkch says:

    NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    to try to preserve the final, few viewers of CNN. For future research.

  16. Writer says:

    To measure Absolute Zero against against Moochelle’s icy stare.

  17. Bob B says:

    …as a repository for the Federal Reserve, to keep all that cold cash they are amassing.

  18. Anonymiss says:

    …to freeze my cookies. I totally need a bigger freezer these days. Thanks NASA!

  19. Gumbeaux says:

    . . . as a media distraction from the actual coldest spot in the universe, Hillary Clinton’s soul.

  20. walruskkkch says:

    @19 She’d had to have a soul in the first place.

  21. Dohtimes says:

    …to find out if matter can move slower than Mrs. Harry Reid when Harry wants some hanky panky.

    …as the baseline to measure for global warming down on earth.

    …only if Corporal Hicks wants to get frosty enough to face off with Fred Thompson.

    …to experiment as near the absolute shrinkage inducement of Hillary Clinton’s face as possible.

  22. FormerHostage says:

    …to store Anonymiss’ cookies FOR…EVAH!

  23. FormerHostage says:

    …for wacky astronaut pranks.

  24. Les says:

    …to conduct a $500 million research project involving brass monkeys.

  25. Mark L. says:

    . . . to store Bacon!!!!

  26. Bob B says:

    …as an alternate vacation destination for Obama, for when he “just needs to chill”.

  27. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …to freeze hell over, increasing the chances that Obama will be considered a successful president.

  28. c64wood says:

    NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    …to keep the taxpayer funding rolling in

    …to keep the beer cold

    …to fix the declining ice in Arctic, wait, Antarctica, no, Arctic, no, Antarctica. (dang, the melting keeps changing poles)

    …to see if you can really freeze anti-freeze

  29. DamnCat says:

    …ummm, well, I don’t know what it will be used for – but I double-dog dare you to lick it!

  30. blarg says:

    …to provide Bill Clinton a warmer place to sleep

    …to play a practical joke on Obama since he gets pissy when the thermostat drops below 77.

  31. blarg says:

    …what difference, at this point, does it make??!!!??

  32. blarg says:

    …it’s for Obama’s new iced dog recipe.

  33. walruskkkch says:

    NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    so if you like your healthcare plan it can be frozen in space.

  34. Writer says:

    To protect Barbara Boxer from melting.

  35. Oppo says:

    … to bring Sandra Fluke’s sheets down to room temperature.

    … to warm up doctors’ stethescopes and women’s feet.

    … to make Sammy-conductors. (Dig that, Man!)

  36. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …to keep Biden in suspended animation in the hopes that one day science will develop a cure for stupid.

    …to store doctors’ stethoscopes in case Obamacare is ever repealed.

  37. Oppo says:

    … to get people in Minnesota or Maine to FINALLY admit that something is a mite chilly.

  38. Oppo says:

    … to study ice-otopes.. They’re hiring based on diversity now, you know.

  39. Oppo says:

    … to provide Obama with the frozen muttslides he likes so much.

  40. Oppo says:

    …for Muslim outreach, of course. To make really funky, really cold Medina.

  41. CCO says:

    Give it up for Oppo @40!

  42. Doug says:

    … to initiate the ‘first timers’… to touch their tongues to… to see if they stick.
    Usually referred to as the ‘double-dog-dare’!

  43. IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! links:

    […] Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “ NASA Will Create “the Coldest Spot in the Universe” aboard the ISS. It Will Be Used&#82…” […]

  44. Gumbeaux says:

    @20 Everyone has a soul. Hers is simply mortgaged into the netherworld.

  45. IT'S BACON!!! says:

    …as the universal standard for all gas station “Coldest beer” claims.

Leave a Reply

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>