Straight Line of the Day: NASA Will Create “the Coldest Spot in the Universe” aboard the ISS. It Will Be Used…

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NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

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  1. NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    to unfreeze Pelosi’s heart.

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  2. NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    serious science stuff, just pay the bill Dude.

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  3. NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    as measuring stick for the Denver Bronco offense.

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  4. NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    only for good and not some nefarious plot to take over the world.

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  5. NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    for the next NASA Kegger! Wahoooooooooo!

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  6. NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    in a clever, but fundamentally flawed, plan to corner all the heat in the Universe.

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  7. “The US space agency has announced that its researchers are currently working on the Cold Atom Laboratory , “the coolest spot in the universe”, which will be ready for installation inside the International Space Station by December 2015. ” — Are they just putting some shades on Obama?

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  8. NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    mainly for parlor tricks and some such as a means to get more funding approved for NASA.

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  9. NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    to try to preserve the final, few viewers of CNN. For future research.

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  10. …to find out if matter can move slower than Mrs. Harry Reid when Harry wants some hanky panky.

    …as the baseline to measure for global warming down on earth.

    …only if Corporal Hicks wants to get frosty enough to face off with Fred Thompson.

    …to experiment as near the absolute shrinkage inducement of Hillary Clinton’s face as possible.

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  11. …to freeze hell over, increasing the chances that Obama will be considered a successful president.

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  12. NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    …to keep the taxpayer funding rolling in

    …to keep the beer cold

    …to fix the declining ice in Arctic, wait, Antarctica, no, Arctic, no, Antarctica. (dang, the melting keeps changing poles)

    …to see if you can really freeze anti-freeze

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  13. …to provide Bill Clinton a warmer place to sleep

    …to play a practical joke on Obama since he gets pissy when the thermostat drops below 77.

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  14. NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…

    so if you like your healthcare plan it can be frozen in space.

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  15. … to bring Sandra Fluke’s sheets down to room temperature.

    … to warm up doctors’ stethescopes and women’s feet.

    … to make Sammy-conductors. (Dig that, Man!)

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  16. …to keep Biden in suspended animation in the hopes that one day science will develop a cure for stupid.

    …to store doctors’ stethoscopes in case Obamacare is ever repealed.

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  17. … to initiate the ‘first timers’… to touch their tongues to… to see if they stick.
    Usually referred to as the ‘double-dog-dare’!

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