Straight Line of the Day: Obama Plans to Shrink the Army to Pre-WWII Levels. Not Being Shrunk…

Posted on February 27, 2014 12:00 pm

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Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…

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33 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Obama Plans to Shrink the Army to Pre-WWII Levels. Not Being Shrunk…”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…

    Overall government spending to pre-WWII levels.

  2. walruskkkch says:

    Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…

    Obama’s post Cold War levels of stupidity.

  3. Steve H says:

    Not Being Shrunk…

    … Michelle’s hips.
    … Barack’s ego.
    … the potential for WW III
    … reenlistment quotas (haw haw)
    … the Pentagon pencil pushers, strangely enough.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…

    the dreams of tinpot dictators and the ambitions of totalitarian despots.

  5. tankdemon says:

    Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels…

    While Putin is moving his army to pre-attack positions.

  6. nabqrules says:

    …..the kids.
    …..Joe Biden’s public appearances

  7. FormerHostage says:

    …this administration’s contempt for America.

    …Hillary’s cankles.

    …food stamp rolls.

  8. tankdemon says:

    Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII level. What isn’t being shrunk?

    The national debt.

  9. tankdemon says:

    Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII level. What isn’t being shrunk?

    Rounds of golf played.

    Calories at state dinners.

  10. FormerHostage says:

    …Michelle’s belts.

    …Obama’s testicles but only because it’s impossible for them to get any smaller.

    …Pelosi’s skin….oh…wait…you said NOT being shrunk…

  11. Bob B says:

    …Obama’s rapacious hunger for imperial power and dictatorial control.

  12. FormerHostage says:

    …Obamacare induced butt-hurt of Democrats.

  13. Fred Key says:

    The Army Corps of Golf Course Designers.

  14. Steve H says:

    … Obama’s vacation schedule.
    … Obama’s golf handicap.
    … the business departure rate of Blue states.

  15. zzyzx says:

    Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…The military forces of our adversaries.

  16. Bob B says:

    …the Capitol Hill Strategic Botox Reserve.

  17. Dohtimes says:

    …the unshrinkable Molly Brown.

    …China’s army.

    …Putin’s nads.

    …the number of anti-military commies in the White House.

    …the number of people dying alone and forgotten with their TVs on, in other words, MSNBC’s ratings.

    …the odds of a giant meteor hitting Earth instead of the Michelle O’sButt defense shield.

  18. Burt says:

    …the budget for President Obama’s line making utensils. (or the phone)

  19. Bob B says:

    …Putin’s post-Cold War ambitions.

  20. walruskkkch says:

    Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII level. What isn’t being shrunk?

    George Constanza?

  21. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Moochele’s ass.

  22. Bob B says:

    …the unwavering hope that Anonymiss will soon resume judging punch lines and dispensing her cookie-riffic rewards.

  23. James says:

    Joe Biden’s IQ, apparently you can’t go negative.

  24. c64wood says:

    Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…

    …Obama’s hat size

    …ice-caps

    …my khakis and polo shirts when I pick them up from the cleaners.

    …Obama’s appetite for good choom.

    …the cost of health insurance and healthcare (believe it or not, they are two different things)

    …the level of misery liberals carry

  25. Jimmy says:

    …Obama’s brain… because you can’t shrink a dried pea.

  26. Oppo says:

    @20: walrus: I can’t believe it took us 20 entries before someone thought of that!

  27. Veeshir says:

    Not being shrunk the backlog of results of straightlines of the day winners.

  28. Dohtimes says:

    …the number of countries that still fear the US Army.

    …the servings of whup-ass per can.

    …the number of Americans who think Obamby is not quite up to Army standards of fitness to serve, much less lead.

  29. chip says:

    Not being shrunk… the ears.

    My god! Have you seen those things? I mean really seen them? They make elephants jealous! When he turns his head papers get blown off of desks in the next room.

  30. Tater Salad says:

    @28: Due to Michele’s meddling with dietary standards and a general Liberal loathing of anything that remotely smacks of aggression, the controlled portions of Whup-Ass per container have been reduced by 38 percent.

    According to a classified study conducted at Fort Benning and Fort Huachuca, this reduction parallels the percentage of social experimentation effected upon the military by civillian governmental components.

  31. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …the Obamas’ vacation budget.

    @29:
    What I can’t see is a head with a brain between them.

  32. Writer says:

    … any Social Program.

  33. Writer says:

    … Obama’s Ego

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