Straight Line of the Day: Obama Plans to Shrink the Army to Pre-WWII Levels. Not Being Shrunk…

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Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…

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  1. Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…

    Overall government spending to pre-WWII levels.

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  2. Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…

    Obama’s post Cold War levels of stupidity.

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  3. Not Being Shrunk…

    … Michelle’s hips.
    … Barack’s ego.
    … the potential for WW III
    … reenlistment quotas (haw haw)
    … the Pentagon pencil pushers, strangely enough.

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  4. Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…

    the dreams of tinpot dictators and the ambitions of totalitarian despots.

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  5. …Michelle’s belts.

    …Obama’s testicles but only because it’s impossible for them to get any smaller.

    …Pelosi’s skin….oh…wait…you said NOT being shrunk…

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  6. … Obama’s vacation schedule.
    … Obama’s golf handicap.
    … the business departure rate of Blue states.

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  7. Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…The military forces of our adversaries.

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  8. …the unshrinkable Molly Brown.

    …China’s army.

    …Putin’s nads.

    …the number of anti-military commies in the White House.

    …the number of people dying alone and forgotten with their TVs on, in other words, MSNBC’s ratings.

    …the odds of a giant meteor hitting Earth instead of the Michelle O’sButt defense shield.

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  9. …the unwavering hope that Anonymiss will soon resume judging punch lines and dispensing her cookie-riffic rewards.

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  10. Obama plans to shrink the Army to pre-WWII levels. Not being shrunk…

    …Obama’s hat size

    …ice-caps

    …my khakis and polo shirts when I pick them up from the cleaners.

    …Obama’s appetite for good choom.

    …the cost of health insurance and healthcare (believe it or not, they are two different things)

    …the level of misery liberals carry

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  11. …the number of countries that still fear the US Army.

    …the servings of whup-ass per can.

    …the number of Americans who think Obamby is not quite up to Army standards of fitness to serve, much less lead.

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  12. Not being shrunk… the ears.

    My god! Have you seen those things? I mean really seen them? They make elephants jealous! When he turns his head papers get blown off of desks in the next room.

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  13. @28: Due to Michele’s meddling with dietary standards and a general Liberal loathing of anything that remotely smacks of aggression, the controlled portions of Whup-Ass per container have been reduced by 38 percent.

    According to a classified study conducted at Fort Benning and Fort Huachuca, this reduction parallels the percentage of social experimentation effected upon the military by civillian governmental components.

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