Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Said Signing Up for Obamacare Is “Just Part of Growing Up”. Also Part of Growing Up…

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President Obama said signing up for Obamacare is “just part of growing up”. Also part of growing up…

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  1. … death and taxes.
    … sanity, maturity, being a responsible person, not doing incredibly stupid things to hurt others (unless you’re liberal, then you can come up with a myriad of excuses for your behavior).

  2. also part of growing up..

    realizing that words “progressive liberal” and SOCIALIST have the exact same meaning

    realizing that progressive leftist liberal beliefs are only held by the intellectually immature

    realizing that you dont “pay” taxes, that your money is TAKEN, and that at the end of the year you have to prove to them why they shouldn’t take more of your money.

  3. …punishing your enemies, even when they bow to your wishes, and punishing your friends, when their liabilities dictate sleeping with the fishes.

    …apparently growing stupider and/or wider.

    …replacing the Bill of Rights with a bill of fare, to be paid for later.

  4. …going to a madrasa, forming your own choom gang, eating a dog, associating with Marxists and radical islamists.

    …changing your literary bio to say you were born in Hawaii instead of Kenya

    …shortening your name from the childish “Baracka Hussein” to the more adult “Barack”

  5. . . . getting audited by the IRS because you advocate conservative ideas

    . . . being subjected to a body cavity search by the TSA

    . . . having law enforcement burst open your front door in a “no-knock” raid

    . . . losing your health insurance

    . . . having Keith Olbermann designate you the worst person in the world

  6. Also part of growing up…

    …Puberty, but I’m sure the government will try to fix that.

    …is thinking that drinking until you pass out is cool.


    …is realizing the liberal mentality is a bunch of bovine scatology


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