Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Said Signing Up for Obamacare Is “Just Part of Growing Up”. Also Part of Growing Up…

Posted on February 20, 2014 12:00 pm

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President Obama said signing up for Obamacare is “just part of growing up”. Also part of growing up…

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37 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Said Signing Up for Obamacare Is “Just Part of Growing Up”. Also Part of Growing Up…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … death and taxes.
    … sanity, maturity, being a responsible person, not doing incredibly stupid things to hurt others (unless you’re liberal, then you can come up with a myriad of excuses for your behavior).

  2. Steve H says:

    @1 – I’m surprised I came up with any, seeings how I don’t have any personal experience in this area…

  3. can of spam says:

    … pretending you like walnuts in cookies, to spare the baker’s feelings.

    … admitting when you completely and utterly destroy an entire economy.

  4. Jimmy says:

    Seriously…

    …realizing that your taste buds change and the things you hated as a kid now taste good. (I have a really long list.)

    (I’m in a serious mood.)

  5. DamnCat says:

    …: serfdom…apparently.

  6. Jack says:

    also part of growing up…”

    Is feeding Captain Hook to Tic Tock Crok.

  7. Bob B says:

    …is trading in your loving and nurturing parents for the tender ministrations of the all-knowing State.

  8. Fred Key says:

    “…realizing that some animals are more equal than others.”

  9. Bob B says:

    …is exchanging working for twerking and NSA lurking.

  10. walruskkkch says:

    President Obama said signing up for Obamacare is “just part of growing up”. Also part of growing up…

    Learning that getting F***** is not the same as getting laid.

  11. Tater Salad says:

    …is realizing that “freedom” is just another word for enemy of the State.

  12. walruskkkch says:

    President Obama said signing up for Obamacare is “just part of growing up”. Also part of growing up…

    Learning that Santa Claus ain’t real.

  13. blarg says:

    …turning 27

    …living with your parents and staying on their health insurance until you’re almost 30

    …realizing you got suckered by slick marketing

  14. Tater Salad says:

    …is learning that the part of “Santa Claus” is now being played by a petty tyrant of mixed ethnicity rather than a saintly, beneficent person.

  15. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Getting your first job long before you’re almost 50.

  16. CCO says:

    …putting you name in the Tribute Lottery.

  17. CCO says:

    ..and typos, apparently. (your)

  18. Chip says:

    Also part of growing up… is learning that throwing a tantrum because someone has more than you is inappropriate behavior.

  19. blarg says:

    …understanding that you can’t just print more money when you run out.

  20. Writer says:

    … looking Moochelle in the eye and not being petrified.

  21. jw says:

    …is learning that blood, sweat and tears ain’t just an old rock group.

  22. TerribleTroy says:

    also part of growing up..

    realizing that words “progressive liberal” and SOCIALIST have the exact same meaning

    realizing that progressive leftist liberal beliefs are only held by the intellectually immature

    realizing that you dont “pay” taxes, that your money is TAKEN, and that at the end of the year you have to prove to them why they shouldn’t take more of your money.

  23. Burt says:

    …understanding why children who are still on Mommy and Daddy’s Healthcare policy should not be allowed to vote.

  24. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …onesies and hot chocolate.

  25. Dohtimes says:

    …punishing your enemies, even when they bow to your wishes, and punishing your friends, when their liabilities dictate sleeping with the fishes.

    …apparently growing stupider and/or wider.

    …replacing the Bill of Rights with a bill of fare, to be paid for later.

  26. blarg says:

    …going to a madrasa, forming your own choom gang, eating a dog, associating with Marxists and radical islamists.

    …changing your literary bio to say you were born in Hawaii instead of Kenya

    …shortening your name from the childish “Baracka Hussein” to the more adult “Barack”

  27. blarg says:

    …publishing your SECOND ghost-written autobiography

    …dating specific people rather than composite ones.

  28. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . getting audited by the IRS because you advocate conservative ideas

    . . . being subjected to a body cavity search by the TSA

    . . . having law enforcement burst open your front door in a “no-knock” raid

    . . . losing your health insurance

    . . . having Keith Olbermann designate you the worst person in the world

  29. c64wood says:

    Also part of growing up…

    …Puberty, but I’m sure the government will try to fix that.

    …is thinking that drinking until you pass out is cool.

    …bullying

    …is realizing the liberal mentality is a bunch of bovine scatology

  30. Oppo says:

    Enjoying the way Benedict Cumberbatch acts, rather than just making fun of his name,
    but
    loathing the way Harry Reid acts, while making fun of his name.

  31. Oppo says:

    … is following the lie “You can keep your health plan” with your first “Period.”

  32. Oppo says:

    @29 “is thinking that drinking until you pass out is cool.”

    It’s a beer mitzzvah!

  33. CLIFF says:

    Blue balls. :'(

  34. Karen says:

    … Learning that your mom and dad are not always right and you can do things without then. Republicans can even apply this principle to the government.

  35. Leaperjohn says:

    Understanding that, no matter how it appears, TANSTAAFL!

  36. Apostic says:

    …waiting in line for a “Death Panel”.

  37. HokieGomer says:

    …not wearing footie pajamas after the age of 6.

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