Straight Line of the Day: The Department of Justice Has New Guidelines for Investigating the Media. The Oddest One…

Posted on February 6, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The Department of Justice has new guidelines for investigating the media. The oddest one…

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51 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Department of Justice Has New Guidelines for Investigating the Media. The Oddest One…”

  1. Dohtimes says:

    …transfers duty of poking the still writhing body of Helen Thomas with a stick every two minutes to the lowest level DoJ employees, writers for The Daily Show.

    …declares that when NBC is involved, Justice in allowed to squint, wink or look the other way.

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