Straight Line of the Day: The US Is Developing the World’s Most Powerful Laser. It Will Be Used…

Posted on February 7, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…

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58 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The US Is Developing the World’s Most Powerful Laser. It Will Be Used…”

  1. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . to sear memories into what passes for John Kerry’s brain

  2. Burt says:

    …to finally eliminate that glitch known as James Bond.

  3. Karen says:

    … to play with the world’s largest cat.

  4. Bad Science says:

    The US is developing the world’s most powerful laser. It will be used…
    With appreciation to replies 13 and 53,
    To torment cats…

  5. Bad Science says:

    ON MARS!!!!!
    (D’oh, stupid capslock and tab keys being so close together.)

  6. Writer says:

    For punching holes for the “eyes” of needles.

  7. frogmouth says:

    As a sex toy for Mini-Me.

  8. slapout says:

    To cause global warming so we can get money to fight global warming.

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