Straight Line of the Day: Visible in the First Pictures of Earth from the Mars Rover…

Posted on February 10, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Visible in the first pictures of Earth from the Mars rover…

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35 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Visible in the First Pictures of Earth from the Mars Rover…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … Obama’s ego.
    … Putin’s biceps.
    … Obamacare’s epic fail.
    … the line for Anonymiss’s cookies.
    … “please insert another quarter for the next two minutes.”
    … 42.

  2. Chip says:

    Visible in the First Pictures of Earth from the Mars Rover…was the message “We apologize for the inconvenience.”

  3. walruskkkch says:

    Visible in the first pictures of Earth from the Mars rover…

    Michelle’s butt.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    Visible in the first pictures of Earth from the Mars rover…

    the US Debt.

    Earth’s underwear.

  5. c64wood says:

    Visible in the First Pictures of Earth from the Mars Rover…

    …NASA’s Muslim outreach.

    …All the snow caused by a warming planet.

    …Nude sunbathers in Belize.

    …This weekend’s Mega-Million lottery numbers

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . Michael Moore’s lunch

  7. AT says:

    … global warming.

    Wait no, global cooling.

    No no, wait, climate change.

    Aaaah, never mind, we don’t see anything.

  8. walruskkkch says:

    Visible in the first pictures of Earth from the Mars rover…

    A Venus photobombing.

  9. blarg says:

    …a steaming pile in D.C.

  10. walruskkkch says:

    Visible in the first pictures of Earth from the Mars rover…

    something mooning the Earth.

  11. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Obama’s ears
    the line at the doctors office for people who work.
    the line of people coming in from Mexico and the line of people leaving before it’s too late.
    The fence builders on the Canadian border

  12. walruskkkch says:

    Visible in the first pictures of Earth from the Mars rover…

    Kim Kardashian’s Kleavage.

  13. walruskkkch says:

    Visible in the first pictures of Earth from the Mars rover…

    the Signs that say “Mom, send money” and “John 3:16″

  14. Marc says:

    The Great Stonewalling of Benghazi.

  15. Bob B says:

    …is America’s future, if the progressives continue to rule…

  16. Burt says:

    …”No Deposit–No Return”

  17. Burt says:

    …the caption: Mostly Harmless.

  18. Burt says:

    …Thomas Wolfe’s book. http://www.amazon.com/You-Cant-Go-Home-Again/dp/0848806832

  19. Burt says:

    Hmmm…NASA is doing selfies now? Was everyone decent for the photo?

  20. Chip says:

    Awww dangit… I had my eyes closed. Take another picture.

  21. Chip says:

    Nope, grandma moved just as the flash went, she looks all ghosty-stripey…. try again.

  22. jw says:

    buttercup and baby frank

  23. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . the eighty things that IRS Chief Counsel William Wilkins could not recall when testifying before Congress about the IRS targeting conservative groups

  24. DamnCat says:

    …our “moon”.

  25. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Marvin aiming his Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator at us.

    …a lost Joe Biden wandering around with a broken GPS.

    …Michael Moore looking for that “jelly donut” rock.

  26. Becca Lower (@BeccaJLower) says:

    Michael Sam’s ego circa May’s NFL Draft

  27. James says:

    The line of immigrants queued up at the Mexican border trying to get in before the amnesty.

  28. Bob B says:

    …is room to expand our national debt.

  29. Writer says:

    The International Space Station at near Absolute Zero.

  30. Dohtimes says:

    …a line of alien RVs waiting to empty their waste tanks of Democrats.

  31. Oppo says:

    … are shadows of Freedom and Opportunity… on both planets.

  32. Oppo says:

    … was what Obama hopes to make the second Red Planet.

  33. frogmouth says:

    Earth making a duckface.

  34. Karen says:

    … So long and thanks for all the fish?

    … Earth’s new selfie already has likes from Jupiter, Venus, and that weird stalker meteor who everyone suspects will do something violent one of these days.

  35. Dohtimes says:

    Walrus, that’s really the Grand Tetons… no wait, that’s Dolly Parton.

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