Straight Line of the Day: Visible in the First Pictures of Earth from the Mars Rover…

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Visible in the first pictures of Earth from the Mars rover…

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  1. … Obama’s ego.
    … Putin’s biceps.
    … Obamacare’s epic fail.
    … the line for Anonymiss’s cookies.
    … “please insert another quarter for the next two minutes.”
    … 42.

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  2. Visible in the First Pictures of Earth from the Mars Rover…was the message “We apologize for the inconvenience.”

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  3. Visible in the First Pictures of Earth from the Mars Rover…

    …NASA’s Muslim outreach.

    …All the snow caused by a warming planet.

    …Nude sunbathers in Belize.

    …This weekend’s Mega-Million lottery numbers

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  4. … global warming.

    Wait no, global cooling.

    No no, wait, climate change.

    Aaaah, never mind, we don’t see anything.

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  5. Obama’s ears
    the line at the doctors office for people who work.
    the line of people coming in from Mexico and the line of people leaving before it’s too late.
    The fence builders on the Canadian border

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  6. Visible in the first pictures of Earth from the Mars rover…

    the Signs that say “Mom, send money” and “John 3:16”

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  7. . . . the eighty things that IRS Chief Counsel William Wilkins could not recall when testifying before Congress about the IRS targeting conservative groups

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  8. …Marvin aiming his Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator at us.

    …a lost Joe Biden wandering around with a broken GPS.

    …Michael Moore looking for that “jelly donut” rock.

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  9. … So long and thanks for all the fish?

    … Earth’s new selfie already has likes from Jupiter, Venus, and that weird stalker meteor who everyone suspects will do something violent one of these days.

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