We Just Need to Make Sure Obama’s Out Playing Golf That Day

Posted on February 26, 2014 8:00 pm

Iran’s chief of staff, Hassan Firouzabadi, warned the US that Iran is prepared for a “decisive battle” if attacked.

Smart. I notice he didn’t say “decisive victory”.

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9 Responses to “We Just Need to Make Sure Obama’s Out Playing Golf That Day”

  1. Burt says:

    Maybe someone should tell him about the pen and phone.

  2. Oppo says:

    Bring it on…

    …Armaget ‘er done!…

  3. zzyzx says:

    Wow, maybe that FaceBook friend request I got from someone calling himself Barack Obama was for real after all. I thought it was just a scam of some sort and so I told him to eff-off and die. Maybe that explains why I’m being audited by the IRS for the second year in a row.

  4. zzyzx says:

    Oops, meant to post this to the thread above this one. For this thread all I have to say is this…war between Iran and us is as inevitable today as war between us and Japan was during the late thirties going into the early forties. It’s not a question of if, but a question of when. I suggest we hit Iran with everything we have just as soon as the Russians strike Ukraine. That way the rest of the world will have two things to whine about.

  5. Oppo says:

    Well, as Bin Laden used to say, “I’d rather have a battle in front of me than a frontal Abbottabad.”

    (He never did get Western humor correctly…last laugh’s on him, eh?)

    Anyway, Mr. F’Arouse-A-Body, or Fur-Outs-A-Body, or Firehouse-A-Body (if that really is your name), Obama’s drawn a red line, so you’re Shi’ite out of luck. Perhaps he’ll host a BEIR (Biological Effects of Ionizing Radiation) summit.

    If he had Hassan, he’d look like you.

  6. Oppo says:

    … or maybe your un-evil twin, Firouzagoody, would like to negotiate with us?

  7. Oppo says:

    And I agree with every word @4. Well said.
    Imagine if we had actually prepared for war with Hitler and Japan before World War II, how many brave men would have been saved.

  8. Oppo says:

    Oh, that’s right, we’re reducing our military again, like in the ’30’s.

    Yes, Virginia, there is a Satayana clause.

  9. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Iran’s chief of staff, Hassan Firouzabadi, warned the US that Iran is prepared for a “decisive battle” as soon as he gets the call from his pal Barry letting him know when he’s finished making sure we’ll lose.

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