I hope Lil Kim names her baby Lil'er Kim
— trudy smoke (@jaimebc) February 13, 2014
Calm down, people who fall off mountains and die
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) February 13, 2014
why do microwaves blare like car alarms just because a $1 burrito is warm? of all the things to loudly warn me about that seems low priority
— lawblob (@lawblob) February 13, 2014
I hear that @PiersMorgan is suing Dyson, on the grounds that HE was the first sackless vacuum.
— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) February 13, 2014
If I had my druthers, I'd be like, what are these. What are druthers and why do I have them.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) February 14, 2014