Wisdom of the Day: Kim Mountain Burrito Dyson Druthers

Posted on February 14, 2014 5:00 pm

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13 Responses to “Wisdom of the Day: Kim Mountain Burrito Dyson Druthers”

  1. zzyzx says:

    Druthers
    (noun) way or preference

    Generally used in the plural. Especially in the phrase:
    “If (person) had (possessive adjective) druthers”

    Probably originally derived from a contraction of “would rather”.
    If he had his druthers, I suspect he’d still be in bed.

  2. Oppo says:

    If I had my Yothers, I’d get back some of the half hours I spent watching ‘Family Ties.’

  3. Janeane Garofalo says:

    HOW DUMB CAN YOU WINGNUTS BE??? THE DRUTHERS PHRASE STARTED BACK IN THE 1950S WITH DR JOYCE DRUTHERS WHO WON ALOT OF MONEY ON SOME OLD TV GAME SHOWS AND PEOPLE ALL WANTED TO BE AS SMART AND LUCKY AS THAT EMPOWERED WOMAN!!! WINGNUT CHAUVENIST SEXIST OPPRESSOR PIGS (UGH!!! UGH!!!) OF COURSE STOLE THE PHRASE AND FORCED IT TO MEAN HAVING A WOMAN BE SMART AND DO THINGS FOR YOU!!!UGH!!!I KNOW THIS BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS AT A LIBERATION FEMINAR WHERE SHE WAS KEYNOTING!!!STUPID WINGNUTS!!!

  4. Jimmy says:

    Okay, that gets an ’8′, Janeane. Keep up the good work.

  5. Oppo says:

    Re: Lil Kim’s progeny:

    Does North Korea own the copyright on Kim Young’un?

  6. Oppo says:

    A big sexist valentine to Janeane!!!

  7. Jimmy says:

    I think she’s available, Oppo.

  8. Bob B. says:

    Uh, Janeane, that would be Dr. Joyce BROTHERS, the psychologist who won the $64,000 Question in 1955 by answering questions on boxing, because the producers thought it would be cool.

  9. jw says:

    hey, JG! stopped by for another French lesson?

    how about this:

    JG, s’en aller

  10. Oppo says:

    @Jimmy: Well, only for non-chopsocky neanderthal gynoterrorists. Only for those who like Obama and have access to infinite yays.

  11. Larry E says:

    Piers “was the first sackless vacuum.” — Oh, that one struck deep! “A hit, a very palpable hit.”

  12. Janeane Garofalo says:

    HEY WINGNUTS THE PHRASE ACTUALLY GOES BACK FURTHER THAN JOYCE DRUTHERS!!!QUEEN LATIFA TOLD ME THAT IT GOES BACK TO OPPRESSOR WHITES IN THE 1930S REFERRING TO NEGROES AS SCATMAN DRUTHERS WHO WOULD BE ALL SERVILE AND YES, SIR BOSS AND DO THINGS FOR THE CAUCASIAN OPPRESSORS LIKE SHINE SHOES AND CARRY BAGS IN HOTELS AND TRAIN STATIONS!!!!CLUELESS WINGNUTS!!!!!

  13. Clay Aiken says:

    Janeane, dearest, I think there was this band called the Flying Burrito Druthers. I’ll have to give Paula or Randy a little jinglie winglie to make sure.

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