A Million Hipster Crash Test Dummies

As tablet sales slow, Apple is considering getting into the electric car business.

I’m sure they’ll be wonderful – until you get a crack in the windshield and have to buy a new car.

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  1. I’m sure they’ll be wonderful – until you get a crack in the windshield and have to buy a new car.

    It will make no difference, since it’s an Apple product. As far as I can tell, the whole point of buying anything from Apple is to show how cool the purchaser is, not to do anything (at least anything useful) with the product.

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  2. …well as a human-caused global warming denier, I’m sure they’d rather I spend my money elsewhere since they don’t want “my kind”

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  3. Knowing them, they’ll implement a non-standard, proprietary charging connector… and call it “innovation.”

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  4. I thought the main design requirement for Apple products is they get pitched when the battery is exhausted.

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