A Million Hipster Crash Test Dummies

Posted on March 4, 2014 8:00 pm

As tablet sales slow, Apple is considering getting into the electric car business.

I’m sure they’ll be wonderful – until you get a crack in the windshield and have to buy a new car.

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7 Responses to “A Million Hipster Crash Test Dummies”

  1. Oppo says:

    … and Mac trucks?

  2. Oppo says:

    “… and check out the Chrome on this baby…”

  3. Iowa Jim says:

    I’m sure they’ll be wonderful – until you get a crack in the windshield and have to buy a new car.

    It will make no difference, since it’s an Apple product. As far as I can tell, the whole point of buying anything from Apple is to show how cool the purchaser is, not to do anything (at least anything useful) with the product.

  4. blarg says:

    …well as a human-caused global warming denier, I’m sure they’d rather I spend my money elsewhere since they don’t want “my kind”

  5. AT says:

    Or get it wet. It has a sensor that’ll void the warranty if it gets wet.

    #3 – Same with Whole Foods.
    https://medium.com/race-class/d778c31aa9be

  6. Jimmy says:

    Knowing them, they’ll implement a non-standard, proprietary charging connector… and call it “innovation.”

  7. Iron Mike Golf says:

    I thought the main design requirement for Apple products is they get pitched when the battery is exhausted.

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