Brighter Than You Think

Posted on March 11, 2014 8:00 am

Researchers have found that dimming the lights can help people make more rational decisions.

If that’s true, the room Obama makes foreign policy decisions in must be visible from space.

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8 Responses to “Brighter Than You Think”

  1. Iowa Jim says:

    Obama’s foreign-policy room probably has bright lights, but it’s filled with dim bulbs.

  2. Oppo says:

    … and explains why his focusing “like a laser” on the economy brings about the results it does.

  3. CCO says:

    Wait let me think. You assumed the converse and derived the inverse or vice-versa?

  4. FormerHostage says:

    > …the room Obama makes foreign policy decisions in must be visible from space.

    False argument. The assumption is that Obama makes decisions.

  5. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Unfortunately, the government banned light bulbs that can be dimmed so there aren’t many rational thoughts, especially by the government since they use millions of CFLs.
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  6. Anonymiss says:

    @5 Hahaha cookies to NO_MO_BAMA! Dimming the lights will help us make good choices, so gov’t banned dimmable lights. It’s Hillary’s only hope.

  7. DamnCat says:

    When Obama enters a room everything seems dimmer – particularly the future.

    I was going to say that he’s like a black hole of reason – rationality is unable to escape his presence – but that would probably be considered racist. So I’ll leave it up to you to decide what kind of hole he is.

  8. FormerHostage says:

    @7
    He is an “Against Serious Solutions” type of hole.

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