Guys are guys

Posted on March 4, 2014 11:00 am

Saw this on the Facebook. And, I know the lady in the picture. And her daughter.

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Lisa had just completed a 5K, and posted this pic of herself after the run.

But did you notice it? A friend of her daughter did, and sent this text:

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<< Hey, look at this.
>> What
<< All those guys checking your mom out

Guys. What can I say. We’re guys.

I don’t understand why you ladies put up with us like you do, but I’m glad you do. Thanks, ladies. Thanks.

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40 Responses to “Guys are guys”

  1. Jimmy says:

    Pink T-shirts? There must be a message there.

  2. Basil says:

    SMA 5K

  3. AT says:

    A coworker of me calls me lame all the time because we’ll go out and he’ll point out an attractive woman and my answer is always the same:

    “Eh, she’s OK. My wife’s hotter.”

    She says I’m prejudiced in such matters. I disagree.

  4. Larry E says:

    She so checkable.

  5. Anonymiss says:

    @3 That is the awesomest answer ever. Smart guy. :)

  6. Dukeofurl says:

    I am reminded of the words of Larry Miller – “If you women only knew the way we were thinking about you, you would never…stop slapping us.”

  7. Harvey says:

    Eh, she’s OK. Anonymiss is hotter.

  8. Anonymiss says:

    @7 Awwwwww :)

  9. Oppo says:

    I’m reminded of Seinfeld:
    “You don’t understand. This happens on a molecular level. We’re like some weird fish whose eyes operate independently of the body.”

  10. Basil says:

    Conservative women are hot. Hot conservative women are really hot.

  11. Jimmy says:

    Come on, Basil. Don’t mince words. How HOT are they?

  12. Harvey says:

    @11 – I’ll field that one:

    They make that first oozing bite of sauce & cheese from a freshly-microwaved Hot Pocket seem like a frozen-ammonia lake on one of Saturn’s moons.

  13. Anonymiss says:

    @12 Uh HUH.

    How…utterly…um…

    Flattering!

    I think…

  14. Harvey says:

    @13 – Apparently SOMEone has never bit carelessly into a newly-nuked Hot Pocket and felt their tongue start sizzling in tomato sauce.

  15. Jimmy says:

    #ConservativeWomenAreSoHot…

    …that Conservative men are known to drool pure Oxytocin.

    …that Conservative men’s brains entirely light-up in MRI scans.

    …that they can be impregnated only with hot, Conservative plasma.”

    (I’ll stop there because I don’t want to get in trouble.)

  16. Oppo says:

    Hot as tea.

  17. Anonymiss says:

    @14 Nope.

    I’m much more careful with my tongue. :P

    I prefer to eat homemade food. Or chef made. I don’t mind eating out.

  18. Peregrine John says:

    Don’t let ‘em fool you: They wouldn’t have us any other way.

  19. Anonymiss says:

    Conservative men can be pretty hot, too :)

  20. Anonymiss says:

    So…my sister Unny…who looks just like me but is a crazy liberal…

    She would…*not* be hot?

  21. DrRiff says:

    @20 That is very correct – nothing uglier than stupidity.

  22. Jimmy says:

    @20: No, because she has the word “Liberal” plastered on her forehead.

    Do you have to ask?

  23. Harvey says:

    @19 – What about conservative men with soft, fuzzy beards?

  24. Basil says:

    Anonymiss:

    I always thought you were the hot sister.

  25. Anonymiss says:

    @24 Awwwwwwww :)

  26. Janeane Garofalo says:

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!YOU DUMB SEXIST REPRESSOR HATESPEAKING WINGNUTS!!!!YOU MUST ACCEPT WOMEN AS THEY ARE AND NOT HOW YOU WANT THEM TO BE!!!YOUR RETROGRADE LOOKIST SMALLMINDED GENDER NAZIISM DOESNT FLY ANYMORE!!!MEMO TO BONEHEAD KNUCKLEDRAGGER WINGNUTS WOMEN WILL NO LONGER BE IMPRISONED IN THE KITCHEN OR BEDROOM BY HATEMINDED PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSORS!!!WE ARE RISING UP AGAINST THE IMPOSITION OF MALE VISUALIST PRECONCEPTIONS!!!!!DEAL!!!WITH!!!IT!!!YOU DUMBASS RESCUMLICANS!!!

  27. Anonymiss says:

    @26 We women get to choose what we are, yes.

    But the guys can choose whether or not they like it. :)

  28. Anonymiss says:

    @23 I like soft :)

  29. Janeane Garofalo says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!WRONG!!!UGH!!!WAKE UP SISTER!!!YOU GIVE IN TO THE PATRIARCHY WHEN YOU ALLOW THE GENDER NAZIS TO CHOSE TO LIKE IT!!!YOU ARE BEING SUBMISSIVE!!!GENDER OPPRESSORS HAVE NO CHOICE!!!THEY MUST ACCEPT WOMYN WITHOUT COMPROMISES!!!!!DO NOT COMPROMISE FOR THE SAKE OF THE OUTDATED REDUCTIVE RETROGRADE SEXIST PARADIGM!!!UGH!!!UGH!!!!DO NOT SURRENDER TO THE OPPRESSORS!!!!!

  30. Jimmy says:

    It’s very possible that Janeane is one of those HOT Conservative women. Or men.

    What am I saying!!!!UGH!!!

  31. Anonymiss says:

    @29 How am I being submissive? I choose who I am. If they like it, they like it.

    I recognize that men and women are inherently different. I admire the qualities that men have that I do not. I can still be smart and strong and embrace my femininity.

    Someday, I hope to have a relationship with a man where we share our different strengths with one another. One in which we each compromise.

    Oppression is something I understand. It is not the same as compromise.

    You seem very unhappy. I feel sorry for you.

  32. Anonymiss says:

    @30 Oh my gosh, Jimmy. Are you ok?

    Need a lemon water? :P

  33. Jimmy says:

    @32: Oh, I’m fine. But I do enjoy Janeane’s faux comments. You realize that she’s not a “troll,” per se, but an obviously well-constructed facsimile of the real Janeane. And, he/she is very funny and getting funnier by the month.

    Lemon water is fine. Thank you. I will add some good spirits – in the spirit that was intended!

  34. Oppo says:

    I second Jimmy’s assessments.

    Janeane and water are best diluted with Scotch.

  35. Oppo says:

    “Male Visualist Preconceptions” gives the MVP award a new aspect.

  36. Anonymiss says:

    @31 Oh I know :)

    I was just playin’ along.

    She rarely has a woman give her a piece of her mind :P

  37. Anonymiss says:

    “Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the hottest conservative woman of all?”

  38. Harvey says:

    “My Queen, you are the fairest here, it’s true.
    Ann Coulter WISHES she were as hot as you.”

  39. Anonymiss says:

    @38 Your declaration is delightful, My Doting Despot.

  40. 4of7 says:

    “She smiled at him.
    And then it arose and struck Vimes that, in her own special category, she was quite beautiful; this was the category of all the women, in his entire life, who had ever thought he was worth smiling at.”
    – Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! 1989.

    That’s what does it for me. Just sayin…

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