Guys are guys

Saw this on the Facebook. And, I know the lady in the picture. And her daughter.

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Lisa had just completed a 5K, and posted this pic of herself after the run.

But did you notice it? A friend of her daughter did, and sent this text:

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<< Hey, look at this.
>> What
<< All those guys checking your mom out

Guys. What can I say. We’re guys.

I don’t understand why you ladies put up with us like you do, but I’m glad you do. Thanks, ladies. Thanks.

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40 Comments

  1. A coworker of me calls me lame all the time because we’ll go out and he’ll point out an attractive woman and my answer is always the same:

    “Eh, she’s OK. My wife’s hotter.”

    She says I’m prejudiced in such matters. I disagree.

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  2. @11 – I’ll field that one:

    They make that first oozing bite of sauce & cheese from a freshly-microwaved Hot Pocket seem like a frozen-ammonia lake on one of Saturn’s moons.

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  3. #ConservativeWomenAreSoHot…

    …that Conservative men are known to drool pure Oxytocin.

    …that Conservative men’s brains entirely light-up in MRI scans.

    …that they can be impregnated only with hot, Conservative plasma.”

    (I’ll stop there because I don’t want to get in trouble.)

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  4. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!YOU DUMB SEXIST REPRESSOR HATESPEAKING WINGNUTS!!!!YOU MUST ACCEPT WOMEN AS THEY ARE AND NOT HOW YOU WANT THEM TO BE!!!YOUR RETROGRADE LOOKIST SMALLMINDED GENDER NAZIISM DOESNT FLY ANYMORE!!!MEMO TO BONEHEAD KNUCKLEDRAGGER WINGNUTS WOMEN WILL NO LONGER BE IMPRISONED IN THE KITCHEN OR BEDROOM BY HATEMINDED PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSORS!!!WE ARE RISING UP AGAINST THE IMPOSITION OF MALE VISUALIST PRECONCEPTIONS!!!!!DEAL!!!WITH!!!IT!!!YOU DUMBASS RESCUMLICANS!!!

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  5. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!WRONG!!!UGH!!!WAKE UP SISTER!!!YOU GIVE IN TO THE PATRIARCHY WHEN YOU ALLOW THE GENDER NAZIS TO CHOSE TO LIKE IT!!!YOU ARE BEING SUBMISSIVE!!!GENDER OPPRESSORS HAVE NO CHOICE!!!THEY MUST ACCEPT WOMYN WITHOUT COMPROMISES!!!!!DO NOT COMPROMISE FOR THE SAKE OF THE OUTDATED REDUCTIVE RETROGRADE SEXIST PARADIGM!!!UGH!!!UGH!!!!DO NOT SURRENDER TO THE OPPRESSORS!!!!!

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  6. @29 How am I being submissive? I choose who I am. If they like it, they like it.

    I recognize that men and women are inherently different. I admire the qualities that men have that I do not. I can still be smart and strong and embrace my femininity.

    Someday, I hope to have a relationship with a man where we share our different strengths with one another. One in which we each compromise.

    Oppression is something I understand. It is not the same as compromise.

    You seem very unhappy. I feel sorry for you.

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  7. @32: Oh, I’m fine. But I do enjoy Janeane’s faux comments. You realize that she’s not a “troll,” per se, but an obviously well-constructed facsimile of the real Janeane. And, he/she is very funny and getting funnier by the month.

    Lemon water is fine. Thank you. I will add some good spirits – in the spirit that was intended!

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  8. “She smiled at him.
    And then it arose and struck Vimes that, in her own special category, she was quite beautiful; this was the category of all the women, in his entire life, who had ever thought he was worth smiling at.”
    – Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! 1989.

    That’s what does it for me. Just sayin…

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