I Was Furry Before Furry Was Cool

The latest trend: hipsters getting expensive “facial hair transplant” surgery to make their beards look thicker and less patchy.

Imagine that. Taking out a second mortgage so you can look like you’re homeless.

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  1. … there’s a point at which the “hipster” label ceases to apply, and less generous ones kick in.

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  2. So, it’s confirmed then – when referring to males, the opposite of “masculine” is “hipster,” yes?

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  3. @5 – cheerful, gleeful, happy, glad, cheery, lighthearted, joyous, joyful, jovial; sunny, lively, vivacious, sparkling; chipper, playful, jaunty, sprightly, and blithe?

    Yup.

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  4. @7 – I’m thinking more Bonnie & Clyde.

    As soon as I can steal us a 1934 Ford DeLuxe Fordor, we’re outta here…

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  5. @9 – I’m assuming Bonnie was about the same age as your niece (and I’m also assuming you have a niece)

    Am I close?

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  6. @12 – Fine. If you don’t want to go on a multi-state armed-robbery spree, what DO you want to do?

    Maybe we could just make popcorn & watch “Frozen”…

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