I Was Furry Before Furry Was Cool

Posted on March 14, 2014 8:00 pm

The latest trend: hipsters getting expensive “facial hair transplant” surgery to make their beards look thicker and less patchy.

Imagine that. Taking out a second mortgage so you can look like you’re homeless.

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17 Responses to “I Was Furry Before Furry Was Cool”

  1. Burt says:

    perhaps this fad was started by Jay Carney

  2. Oppo says:

    … there’s a point at which the “hipster” label ceases to apply, and less generous ones kick in.

  3. AT says:

    So, it’s confirmed then – when referring to males, the opposite of “masculine” is “hipster,” yes?

  4. Harvey says:

    Yes, hipster is the new metrosexual, which is basically “gay, but abstinent”.

  5. Anonymiss says:

    @4 So wait. You’re gay?

  6. Harvey says:

    @5 – cheerful, gleeful, happy, glad, cheery, lighthearted, joyous, joyful, jovial; sunny, lively, vivacious, sparkling; chipper, playful, jaunty, sprightly, and blithe?


  7. Dohtimes says:

    Anonymiss & Harvey, sorta like when John Prine and Iris DeMent sing In Spite of Ourselves.

  8. Harvey says:

    @7 – I’m thinking more Bonnie & Clyde.

    As soon as I can steal us a 1934 Ford DeLuxe Fordor, we’re outta here…

  9. Anonymiss says:

    Who are these people of which you speak?

    How OLD do you think I *AM*???????????

  10. Harvey says:

    @9 – I’m assuming Bonnie was about the same age as your niece (and I’m also assuming you have a niece)

    Am I close?

  11. Anonymiss says:

    My oldest niece is 14.


  12. Anonymiss says:

    What ARE you talking about?

  13. Harvey says:

    @12 – Fine. If you don’t want to go on a multi-state armed-robbery spree, what DO you want to do?

    Maybe we could just make popcorn & watch “Frozen”…

  14. Anonymiss says:

    That sounds great, but I’m in the middle of a bathroom remodel today. Just took out a vanity and I’m covered in dirt. Raincheck?

  15. Harvey says:

    @15 – Raincheck? Sure thing.

    Wait… for the rollicking fling of lawlessness, or the movie?

  16. Anonymiss says:

    Hmm. It probably will depend on which day you ask me. My moods have been known to vary.

    What about you? Will you change your mind?

  17. Harvey says:

    @16 – Me? Change?

    No way, baby, I’m a rock.

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