Never Text Oppo in an Emergency

Posted on March 18, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Cheezburger]

[Disclaimer: Not an actual text from Oppo. Yet]

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8 Responses to “Never Text Oppo in an Emergency”

  1. Oppo says:

    A hit — A very palpable hit!

    (I would say it’s an electronic money shot; in which case it would be a PayPalpable hit.)

  2. Oppo says:

    BTW; that crash sounds like a threat to life and limb.

  3. Jimmy says:

    The confluence of Oppoinion at IMAO hereby demands that Oppo be appointed as the Director of Puns and to directed to submit at least one pun article per week.

    All those in favor, signify by saying “Aye.” All those Opposed, be still. There being no Opposition, it is so ordered.

    Note: this order is not transferable to inebriated Irishmen due to IMAO’s “No Irish Policy.”

  4. zzyzx says:

    Yeah, at’s cool…I like Oppo’s puns.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    I welcome our new Punocratic overlords.

  6. jw says:

    one pun article per week? yeah, get him contained.

    the punfight at the Oppo Corral

  7. Jimmy says:

    Apparently, Oppo hasn’t had the Opportunity to respond to this.

    I’m out of puns. I need pun replenishment.

  8. Oppo says:

    @7: Well, what I think would be more entertaining for all would be a thread where people can write in their own “Random Thoughts.” (….and not drag one of Frank J’s compilations off-topic)

    Sometimes a funny stray observation occurs to one, but there’s really no way to work it into any existing thread.

    Just food for thought.

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