Oddly, They’re Only Stealing Fritos

Posted on March 17, 2014 8:00 pm

According to the Border Patrol, groups of armed bandits are robbing illegal immigrants as they sneak into the US.

I suppose liberals will insist on calling them “undocumented toll booth operators”.

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10 Responses to “Oddly, They’re Only Stealing Fritos”

  1. jw says:

    undocumented border guards?

  2. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    According to the Border Patrol, groups of armed illegal immigrant bandits who already snuck into the U.S. are robbing illegal immigrants as they sneak into the US.

  3. jw says:

    the frito banditos!

  4. Oppo says:

    Ese money.

  5. zzyzx says:

    Illegals killing other illegals. Why would I worry about this any more then I worry about the Syrian civil war? However if it makes you happy I’ll freeze all their bank accounts. ~ Barack Obama, not worried, Washington DC.

  6. Apostic says:

    It’s the Immigrant Revenue Service. I hear they’ve been particularly nasty to members of the Tequila Party movement.

  7. GrandLarsenE says:

    How odd. I’ve had the “Frito Bandito” song in my head since yesterday.

  8. Dohtimes says:

    The uni-browed female leader of the gang has been dubbed the Frida Bandita, but oddly enough not by Oppo.

  9. Oppo says:

    D’oh!….

  10. Jimmy says:

    Apostic @6 just scored an Oppo 9 !

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