Oddly, They’re Only Stealing Fritos

According to the Border Patrol, groups of armed bandits are robbing illegal immigrants as they sneak into the US.

I suppose liberals will insist on calling them “undocumented toll booth operators”.

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  1. According to the Border Patrol, groups of armed illegal immigrant bandits who already snuck into the U.S. are robbing illegal immigrants as they sneak into the US.

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  2. Illegals killing other illegals. Why would I worry about this any more then I worry about the Syrian civil war? However if it makes you happy I’ll freeze all their bank accounts. ~ Barack Obama, not worried, Washington DC.

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  3. It’s the Immigrant Revenue Service. I hear they’ve been particularly nasty to members of the Tequila Party movement.

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  4. The uni-browed female leader of the gang has been dubbed the Frida Bandita, but oddly enough not by Oppo.

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