We’re surrounded by miraculous things, but rare is the person who get to see them for what they truly are.
The reason you see such joy in small children is they see the world for what it truly is, with no preconceived notions.
Since no one asked me, I don’t really find Colbert funny, but I don’t care about this controversy either.
My main tip on being a good writer is to somehow come into possession of skills you were born lacking. Like consume a soul or something.
This leads to a number of obvious jokes, but I can’t print any I came up with because they all involve vulgarity.
Yes, I don’t speak vulgarity, but I think them constantly. I’m a raging cuss storm inside.