What if fracking causes California to break off the continent and float out into the sea? Seems worth a try.
I tend to fall asleep sometime before midnight on New Years and then wake up grabbing people and screaming, “What year is it?!”
If you haven’t hired Edward James Olmos to be your spokesman on fracking, you obviously don’t truly care much about the issue.
1st step for a Rand Paul presidential run would be for him to put his father in a retirement home with lots of activities to keep him busy.
It’s not enough to donate millions of your own money; you have to be for confiscating other people’s money.
BAN ALL THE THINGS!!! #BanBossy
If we ban the word bossy, then I’m stuck calling assertive women “uppity.” #BanBossy
For pete’s sake, haven’t we all heard enough about Lena Dunham for one lifetime?
Isn’t it much more empowering to say you can succeed focusing on yourself instead of focusing on the behavior of others?
What are the odds that feminists don’t consider our jokes about #BanBossy to be funny?
My 3yo daughter is getting kinda bossy. Should I encourage her leadership skills or take away her Hello Kitty doll? #BanBossy
Got to my first Dr. Who episode with the famous Dalecs in it. “Eliminate! Eliminate!”
I do like how in this newer Dr. Who how they’re doing their best with creature designs originally made in the 60s on a shoe-string budget.