You really have to lower yourself to a special stupidity at this point to contend that Obama is anything other than a big dud.
If you are actually a good singer or musician, you shouldn’t have to wear funny clothes to get noticed.
If we had another world war, how do you think we’d do?
I’d have almost no motivation to watch an event like the Super Bowl or Oscars live if it weren’t for not wanting to be behind on Twitter.
It’s always flattering to have your ideas stolen.
Instead of having each Oscar winner thank God for all of His glorious creation, they could just start with a prayer.
It wasn’t because I grew up that I stopped being a Toys “R” Us kid; I just got really into video games and they were cheaper elsewhere.
#WrongSideOfHistory Clamshell packaging.
What if terrorists only photobombed infidels?
History doesn’t have sides — just has lists of mistakes we think we learned from while we repeat them in new and innovative ways.
That USSR cartoon is pretty creepy. Afraid I’ll get a phone call saying, “Seven days” after watching it.
“I’m writing a history book right now, and you don’t want to see the bad things I’m saying about you.” #WrongSideOfHistory
People who voted for Obama. #WrongSideOfHistory
People who are really sure how history will turn out. #WrongSideOfHistory
People who put walnuts in brownies. #WrongSideOfHistory
“Watch it, bub; don’t get on my wrong side.” -History
Never got the popularity of Keurig. Seems expensive and any time I’ve tried it the coffee is weak.
I’m not saying Romney and Palin aren’t dumb, just that everyone on the left is much dumber.
So if we walk into a business and are refused service, do we just point a gun at him there or do we call in the government to do that?
This is kinda cool. You can pretend to be Samuel L. Jackson!
“I Was On the Right Side of History and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”