Starting to teach my daughter to read. Explained to her that ‘p’ and ‘h’ together make an ‘f’ sound. Didn’t believe me. Don’t blame her.
So the fate of healthcare rest on us being able to convince Millennials to buy over-priced insurance over an XBox One?
We can fund all my proposals simply by raising taxes on people named Rich.
“First Sunday after the full moon following the March equinox.” The Council of Nicaea never again got to pick the date for a holiday.
“When’s Christmas this year?”
“I dunno; let me pull out my graphing calculator.” -if other holidays were set like Easter
It makes me feel racist that all my children are white.
Watch after the credits on Frozen because there’s an extra scene where a bald man in a wheelchair offers to take Elsa to a special school.