If it’s too silly a name for your hamster, it will make a good rapper name.
An anagram for “Koch Brothers” is “Emmanuel Goldstein.”
This cat makes the same sound as Donald Rumsfeld.
Politicians should be constantly spied on. With the power they have, nothing about them should be private.
I still have hope for our nation, but I doubt things will get better until “Ben Affleck as Batman” is our past and not our future.
“Hey, kids, know what’s groovy? Propping up your failed, power-hungry president!”
So an interview with President Obama only led to 19,000 clicks for Obamacare site? Should have just tried to get an Instalanche.
People who put science in opposition to religion have little understanding of the scope of either.
Science is not a replacement for religion. You’ll find plenty of answers in science, but it’s a silly place to look for purpose and meaning.
If Obama was teaming up with Zach Galifianakis, they should have done a Hangover-type sketch to explain how the Obamacare bill got made.