Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Shows a Record Number of Billionaires Worldwide. Also Breaking Records…

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A new report shows a record number of billionaires worldwide. Also breaking records…

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  1. … the devaluation of currencies, causing more Thousandaires to become Millionaires and more Millionaires to become Billionaires (sometimes the same people in the same day).

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  2. … the number of billionaires who publicly decry “income inequality”, as long as the laws they support don’t affect them, personally.

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  3. … the number of cookies Anonymiss needs to bake to catch up with the backlog of SLotD judging.

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  4. …are the number of progressives who salivate over the prospect of converting the assets of these billionaires into expressions of “social justice”.

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  5. A new report shows a record number of billionaires worldwide. Also breaking records…

    the fragility of the world economy.

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  6. The distance between Jimmy Carter and Feckless-in-Chief on the worst president scale. A new record will be set tomorrow, and again the next day, and the next day . . .

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  7. …the number of Oboobies appointees shredding records.

    …the number of US citizens who would have to save up to buy McDonalds 300 billionth burger.

    …the speed that Obama creates debt, so fast that zeros are now on back order, the Treasury now makes estimates on what was printed last year but won’t know until next year.

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  8. …MSNBC for the lowest rated prime time cable shows.

    …Michelle’s a$$.

    …Joe Biden’s score on Angry Birds.

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  9. …politicians are now a dollar a dozen.

    …distance to foreign countries subject to Obama’s Long Arm Of The Flaw policy.

    …Disco Demolition Night in Sandy Berger’s pants.

    …depths I will sink to for the lamest joke or pun when the SLotD is this tough.

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  10. … the number of U.S. citizens on Welfare.
    … The number of U.S. citizens on Food Stamps
    … the number of U.S. citizens Unemployed.

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  11. The number of people no longer on the list because they thought windmills were a good investment.
    ( Dropouts from the US list include oilman T. Boone Pickens, now valued at $950 million)

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