Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Shows a Record Number of Billionaires Worldwide. Also Breaking Records…

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A new report shows a record number of billionaires worldwide. Also breaking records…

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  1. …the number of Oboobies appointees shredding records.

    …the number of US citizens who would have to save up to buy McDonalds 300 billionth burger.

    …the speed that Obama creates debt, so fast that zeros are now on back order, the Treasury now makes estimates on what was printed last year but won’t know until next year.


  2. …politicians are now a dollar a dozen.

    …distance to foreign countries subject to Obama’s Long Arm Of The Flaw policy.

    …Disco Demolition Night in Sandy Berger’s pants.

    …depths I will sink to for the lamest joke or pun when the SLotD is this tough.



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