Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Shows a Record Number of Billionaires Worldwide. Also Breaking Records…

Posted on March 5, 2014 12:00 pm

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A new report shows a record number of billionaires worldwide. Also breaking records…

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23 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Shows a Record Number of Billionaires Worldwide. Also Breaking Records…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … the devaluation of currencies, causing more Thousandaires to become Millionaires and more Millionaires to become Billionaires (sometimes the same people in the same day).

  2. can of spam says:

    … the number of billionaires who publicly decry “income inequality”, as long as the laws they support don’t affect them, personally.

  3. can of spam says:

    … the number of cookies Anonymiss needs to bake to catch up with the backlog of SLotD judging.

  4. can of spam says:

    … a glitchy turntable.

  5. c64wood says:

    …cold temps in the US caused by global warming

  6. Bob B says:

    …are the number of progressives who salivate over the prospect of converting the assets of these billionaires into expressions of “social justice”.

  7. c64wood says:

    …the incompetence of this administration

  8. walruskkkch says:

    A new report shows a record number of billionaires worldwide. Also breaking records…

    the fragility of the world economy.

  9. DamnCat says:

    … the number people thinking Joe Biden would have been a better president.

  10. Gumbeaux says:

    The distance between Jimmy Carter and Feckless-in-Chief on the worst president scale. A new record will be set tomorrow, and again the next day, and the next day . . .

  11. Johnny45 says:

    … the number of people on food stamps.

  12. Dohtimes says:

    …the number of Oboobies appointees shredding records.

    …the number of US citizens who would have to save up to buy McDonalds 300 billionth burger.

    …the speed that Obama creates debt, so fast that zeros are now on back order, the Treasury now makes estimates on what was printed last year but won’t know until next year.

  13. FormerHostage says:

    …MSNBC for the lowest rated prime time cable shows.

    …Michelle’s a$$.

    …Joe Biden’s score on Angry Birds.

  14. FormerHostage says:

    …face palms nationwide.

  15. Jimmy says:

    …the number of Federal department heads who despise their boss.

  16. cryptocon says:

    …the amount of gubbermint run crony capitalism.

  17. Jimmy says:

    …Harvey for doing Yeoman’s work running IMAO while Frank TWEETS.

  18. Dohtimes says:

    …politicians are now a dollar a dozen.

    …distance to foreign countries subject to Obama’s Long Arm Of The Flaw policy.

    …Disco Demolition Night in Sandy Berger’s pants.

    …depths I will sink to for the lamest joke or pun when the SLotD is this tough.

  19. c64wood says:

    is how many times Obama had to charge his phone and replace the ink cartridge in his pen

  20. Writer says:

    … the number of U.S. citizens on Welfare.
    … The number of U.S. citizens on Food Stamps
    … the number of U.S. citizens Unemployed.

  21. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    The number of people no longer on the list because they thought windmills were a good investment.
    ( Dropouts from the US list include oilman T. Boone Pickens, now valued at $950 million)

  22. CLIFF says:

    ….how long Joan Rivers face has lasted.

  23. gsmtiger says:

    …the number of Russian soldiers Putin “never sent to Crimea.”

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