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During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…

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  1. During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…

    Male Patterned Baldness

    Chicago Cubs not winning the World series since 1906.

    his wife’s inability to achieve climax.

    his inability to reach climax.

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  2. During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…

    How many characters will this box accept because this might take a couple of submits to get even a small part of the list displayed.

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  3. …God returning him to dust.

    …taking all the touchy feely out of his encounters with future age teenagers and consenting adults.

    …giving creepy perverts tooling around in white vans a bad name.

    …his rotting from the inside, unlike that Pelosi gal.

    …hording all the IQ points and leaving morons, misfits and mongrel monkey faced liberals to vote for him.

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  4. … limiting him to only 4 Pinocchios on every sentence he utters.

    … Reid’s Mensa application being returned with a large red LOL stamped across it.

    … the VRWC wherein Reid’s son and granddaughter apparently have no last name.

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  5. …the heartbreak of psoriasis.

    …the flavor of jello served to him in the Senate Cafeteria.

    …the decline in craftsmanship where aglets are concerned.

    …the lack of Clara Bow movies in theatres these days.

    …seven and ten-digit telephone numbers.

    …Moxie Soda going out of business because of the “Coke” brothers.

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