Straight Line of the Day: During a Speech on the Senate Floor, Harry Reid Blamed Republicans for…

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During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…

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  1. …preventing Anonymiss from pursuing her God-given talent to rightly judge and dispense baked awesomeness…

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  2. During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…

    Male Patterned Baldness

    Chicago Cubs not winning the World series since 1906.

    his wife’s inability to achieve climax.

    his inability to reach climax.

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  3. …not allowing his latest budget proposal to be published at Liberty Island as a work of speculative fiction…

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  4. . . . gravity

    . . . his rheumatism

    . . . his inability to produce a rational sentence

    . . . the fact that pi is an irrational number

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  5. . . . that noise coming from under the table, but only because John Boehner refused to pull his finger and Bo was at Camp David with Barack.

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  6. During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…

    How many characters will this box accept because this might take a couple of submits to get even a small part of the list displayed.

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  7. …God returning him to dust.

    …taking all the touchy feely out of his encounters with future age teenagers and consenting adults.

    …giving creepy perverts tooling around in white vans a bad name.

    …his rotting from the inside, unlike that Pelosi gal.

    …hording all the IQ points and leaving morons, misfits and mongrel monkey faced liberals to vote for him.

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  8. …exposing his connection to the Manson Family and how he was going to blackmail Abigail Folger.

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  9. … not only exceeding their time in the debate, but also for being confusing: there”s no such thing as a jerk store, for one thing.

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  10. …keeping him from that coveted Grambling athletic scholarship back when he was a star halfback at Basic High.

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  11. … limiting him to only 4 Pinocchios on every sentence he utters.

    … Reid’s Mensa application being returned with a large red LOL stamped across it.

    … the VRWC wherein Reid’s son and granddaughter apparently have no last name.

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  12. …the heartbreak of psoriasis.

    …the flavor of jello served to him in the Senate Cafeteria.

    …the decline in craftsmanship where aglets are concerned.

    …the lack of Clara Bow movies in theatres these days.

    …seven and ten-digit telephone numbers.

    …Moxie Soda going out of business because of the “Coke” brothers.

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  13. Stealing his lunch money when he was a kid.

    Being meanies.

    Not inviting him to the Prom.

    Not being Democrats.

    Canceling Firefly.

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