Straight Line of the Day: During a Speech on the Senate Floor, Harry Reid Blamed Republicans for…

Posted on March 26, 2014 12:00 pm

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During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…

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44 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: During a Speech on the Senate Floor, Harry Reid Blamed Republicans for…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … his panties being in a bunch and the pee on his short pants.

  2. Bob B says:

    …dragging his own granddaughter into a scandal. For shame!

  3. Bob B says:

    …meteor strikes, mosquito bites, and hyper-aggressive Muscovites.

  4. can of spam says:

    It would be much shorter to list those things Reid doesn’t blame Republicans for.

  5. Bob B says:

    …preventing Anonymiss from pursuing her God-given talent to rightly judge and dispense baked awesomeness…

  6. Jimmy says:

    …Reagan for screwing up fat people.

  7. walruskkkch says:

    During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…

    Male Patterned Baldness

    Chicago Cubs not winning the World series since 1906.

    his wife’s inability to achieve climax.

    his inability to reach climax.

  8. TerribleTroy says:

    blamed Republicans for ……EXISTING!

    for….Being the Party of OLD WHITE PEOPLE

  9. Oppo says:

    .. callously disregarding his cries that he had fallen and couldn’t get up.

  10. Bob B says:

    …not allowing his latest budget proposal to be published at Liberty Island as a work of speculative fiction…

  11. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . gravity

    . . . his rheumatism

    . . . his inability to produce a rational sentence

    . . . the fact that pi is an irrational number

  12. c64wood says:

    …the failures of Obamacare

  13. Burt says:

    …training a serpent to run a fruit stand.

  14. Burt says:

    …talking Pandora into opening the box.

  15. James says:

    . . . that noise coming from under the table, but only because John Boehner refused to pull his finger and Bo was at Camp David with Barack.

  16. Burt says:

    …ratting out Prometheus to Zeus.

  17. Burt says:

    …undue influence on Brutus.

  18. Amer-I-Can says:

    lunar tidal surges

    He’s loony after all…..

  19. Burt says:

    …bestowing aid and comfort upon Loki.

  20. Burt says:

    …messing with the thermostat.

  21. AT says:

    … creating the Koch brothers.

  22. c64wood says:

    …the Revolutionary War

  23. DamnCat says:

    …death and not enough taxes.

  24. Chip says:

    During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…

    How many characters will this box accept because this might take a couple of submits to get even a small part of the list displayed.

  25. Dohtimes says:

    …God returning him to dust.

    …taking all the touchy feely out of his encounters with future age teenagers and consenting adults.

    …giving creepy perverts tooling around in white vans a bad name.

    …his rotting from the inside, unlike that Pelosi gal.

    …hording all the IQ points and leaving morons, misfits and mongrel monkey faced liberals to vote for him.

  26. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …exposing his connection to the Manson Family and how he was going to blackmail Abigail Folger.

  27. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …all the concussions he got in the ring as welterweight boxer.

  28. Oppo says:

    … not only exceeding their time in the debate, but also for being confusing: there”s no such thing as a jerk store, for one thing.

  29. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …only letting him have one bullet for his revolver when he was a Kapitol Kop.

  30. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …keeping him from that coveted Grambling athletic scholarship back when he was a star halfback at Basic High.

  31. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …tricking the democrats into passing Obamacare.

  32. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …jock-blocking his attempts to hook up with Latoya Jackson.

  33. Bob B says:

    …ruining Cowboy Poetry with cowboys, and independence and stuff…

  34. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …being addicted to Coca cola.

  35. Gumbeaux says:

    … limiting him to only 4 Pinocchios on every sentence he utters.

    … Reid’s Mensa application being returned with a large red LOL stamped across it.

    … the VRWC wherein Reid’s son and granddaughter apparently have no last name.

  36. Writer says:

    The dearth of unicorns.

  37. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …spinning every dumb thing Biden says into sounding stupid.

  38. tanstaafl44 says:

    the heat death of the universe

  39. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …the heartbreak of psoriasis.

    …the flavor of jello served to him in the Senate Cafeteria.

    …the decline in craftsmanship where aglets are concerned.

    …the lack of Clara Bow movies in theatres these days.

    …seven and ten-digit telephone numbers.

    …Moxie Soda going out of business because of the “Coke” brothers.

  40. raml says:

    Everything wrong in his world

  41. frogmouth says:

    Stealing his lunch money when he was a kid.

    Being meanies.

    Not inviting him to the Prom.

    Not being Democrats.

    Canceling Firefly.

  42. 4of7 says:

    … for the brown lumps that keep showing up in his Depends.

  43. CLIFF says:

    …misspelling Coke Brothers.

  44. frogmouth says:

    Correction for walruskkkch: The Cubs last won the World Series in 1908. Not 1906.

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