Straight Line of the Day: George HW Bush Shaved His Head to Show Support for a Cancer Patient. Who Would Obama Show Support for and How?

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George HW Bush shaved his head to show support for a cancer patient. Who would Obama show support for and how?

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  1. George HW Bush shaved his head to show support for a cancer patient. Who would Obama show support for and how?

    He would show support for cancer patients by having everyone without cancer shave their heads, unless they get a waiver.

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  2. George HW Bush shaved his head to show support for a cancer patient. Who would Obama show support for and how?

    President Jug Ears would show support for Spina Bifida by running around the White House again with Biden.

    President Obumbles would show support for Alcoholics Anonymous by hosting a White House wine tasting.

    President Oh Blah Blah would show support for Juvenile Diabetes by hosting an ice cream social.

    President Obummer would show support for ALS by filming a “Let’s Move” commercial with Michele.

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  3. For union bosses by granting them all kinds of tax breaks.
    For gays and none of your business!
    For states supporing decriminalization of marijuana by bringing the Doritos.
    For interviewers by being perfectly clear.

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  4. He would show support for Communism by growing a Karl Marx beard.

    He would show support for Klingons by cowering in a corner and begging them not to hurt him (oh no….that’s “how does Obama spend evenings at home…don’t know how that got in there)

    He would show support for people trying to quit smoking by prohibiting anyone from taking or publishing pictures of him smoking

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  5. He would show support for the 1st Amendment by mandating abortions.

    he would show support for the 1st Amendment by censoring anyone who doesn’t agree with him

    he would show support for the 2nd Amendment by disarming citizens at gunpoint

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  6. Support schools that suspend students for making finger guns by banning and destroying all images of the Uncle Sam I Want You poster.

    Lets the common man and woman relax, slowing their hectic pace as he brings traffic to a standstill wherever he goes.

    Cut down on those embarrassing mistaken address home invasions by making sure all criminals have GPS access and Google Maps.

    Supports the speech rights of racist hatemongers by shaving off his white heritage.

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  7. Support for gay interracial marriage by giving Joe a french kiss.

    Support for a building by imitating a load bearing wall

    Support for mimes by locking himself in a box

    Support for the US people by leaving us A-L-O-N-E

    Support for hairless domesticated animals by getting a Brozillian

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  8. He shows his support for his Christian faith by saying he would stand with the Muslims.

    He shows his support for gay rights by saying marriage is between a man and woman until it isn’t and his support for traditional marriage by saying it isn’t.

    He shows his support for our allies and friends by telling them they’re on their own.

    He shows his support for the 99% by making things more expensive and unobtainable for them, while making his rich 1% friends (and himself) richer.

    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation.

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  9. Shows his support for cancer by helping ram Obamacare down our throats.

    Support of environment led to Sandra Fluke being given a designation of EPA Superfund site.

    Support of Sandra Fluke led to her designation as wetlands.

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  10. He could show his support for Lion King fans with a purely Simbalic gesture.

    Or his support for a vigorous foreign policy with a sim-ballic gesture.

    Or depression/anxiety with a Cymbaltic gesture.

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  11. Showed his love and his support for George Lucas after everybody else started hating him by no longer asking his Wookie to shave.

    Ended all arguments about Ginger or Mary Ann by appointing Bob Denver as ambassador to Presidentia Buttopia.

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