Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden Went to Poland to “Reassure” Our Allies by…

Posted on March 20, 2014 12:00 pm

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Joe Biden went to Poland to “reassure” our allies by…

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56 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden Went to Poland to “Reassure” Our Allies by…”

  1. Writer says:

    … because he was told by Obama to “get lost”.

  2. Conservatarian says:

    …doing arithmetic on an HP calculator.

  3. Oppo says:

    … telling them not to listen to the Chechen Littles: All is well.

  4. Tater Salad says:

    …complimenting the Poles, saying that they kept their ghetto in Warsaw much cleaner than the ones in the US, but where were all the Negroes?

  5. killer rabbit says:

    impersonating Fredo from the Godfather…….

  6. Burt says:

    @26 Walrus…Your suggestion of installing speed bumps made me flash on the Hungarian Revolution of 1956. The towns people of Budapest discovered that putting brown stoneware dinner plates upside down in the streets would stop the Soviet tank because the tank crews believed them to be land mines. Once stopped, the tanks could be rushed by foot-soldiers.

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