Straight Line of the Day: Name Your Post-Apocalyptic Faction!

Posted on March 25, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Today, 4of7 of Little Worlds offers a challenge based on his latest Kevin Koastie cartoon (say… is that Kathleen Sebelius doing a cameo as The Librarian?):

If you were the leader of a group of Post-Apocalyptic survivors, what would you call the group, and what would be your rallying cry?

If you’re stuck for a name, try the Rock band name generator

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41 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Name Your Post-Apocalyptic Faction!”

  1. Steve H says:

    Answer to both questions: Save The Cookies!”

  2. walruskkkch says:

    If you were the leader of a group of Post-Apocalyptic survivors, what would you call the group, and what would be your rallying cry?

    Cute Fluffy Kittens.

    “You can’t herd cats!”

  3. Jimmy says:

    “Jimmy’s Junta”

    “Potatoes”

    4of7 nailed it already!

    (Really, that cartoon rocks, 4of7.)

  4. can of spam says:

    “The Zombies”, “BRAAAAAAAAINS!”

  5. AT says:

    Everyone knows group settings in post-apocalyptia are dicey at best.

    I’ll go it alone TYVM.

  6. jw says:

    Koastie Guard

    semper penguin

  7. can of spam says:

    As an aside, regarding SHTF preparedness, I was shelf-stable before it was cool.

  8. can of spam says:

    “The People’s Front of Judea”, “Splitters!”

  9. Bob B says:

    The One-eyed Kings – “Can’t you see, can’t you see what these progressives been doin’ to me?”

  10. Bob B says:

    Reavers! “Aaaarrrggghhh!”

  11. Tater Salad says:

    The Vanilla Fudge

    “Bang-Bang”

  12. Bob B says:

    Browncoats – “We aim to misbehave”

  13. blarg says:

    The We Have Guns, Lots of Guns faction.

    our motto would be “here’s bullets in your eye”

    The “real” name we’d use I’d rather not post because it’s our family name. But our motto (we actually have a family crest with this motto in Latin on it) is “Guns, Land, Family – everything else is Communism”

  14. Burt says:

    The Knuckleheads!

    “We Are Bulletproof”

  15. Jimmy says:

    “The Freedom Fighters”

    “Get Off My Planet!”

  16. DamnCat says:

    Hell Cats

    “Don’t tread on my tail”

  17. Eric Praline says:

    Norse-by-Norsewest
    I will be known as King Hrothgar Bloodlust.
    “Let them eat lutefisk!”

  18. Burt says:

    Bitter Klingers

    “Not so Fast–We’re still Furious”

  19. Iowa Jim says:

    We already have the name – Moon Nukers, and the rallying cry – “Nuke the moon!”

  20. zzyzx says:

    Jim: [who still has his popcorn and soda from the Chinese Theater] Where you headed, cowboy?
    Bart: zzyzx’s zone.
    Jim: zzyzx’s zone? I always wanted to go there.
    Bart: Come on.
    [Jim mounts up and they ride off into the sunset… in a limousine!]

  21. Burt says:

    The Cookie Monsters

    Hey Nonny Nonny

  22. DrRiff says:

    I don’t know what the faction name would be but my motto would be:

    “Give me Liberty or Give Me Head”.

    (I saw that as a cartoon balloon in a history book I had in 7th grade – some witty student from the previous year had drawn it on a picture. It always cracked me up – especially as a 7th grader. Apparently I haven’t advanced much in humor since then.)

  23. jw says:

    sic transit gloria mundi

    just who is gloria?

  24. Oppo says:

    The Loki Bastards

    “Hey, we survived an apocalyse; how bad can anything else be?”

  25. Oppo says:

    The Omega Men

    “And Women, We Hope!”

  26. Anonymiss says:

    @1,@21 Awwwww!!

    I miss you guys too.

    Cookies are little scarce these days.

    But we’re making progress…

  27. Oppo says:

    Finders Keepers

    “Tough Darts, Pre-Apocalyptics!”

  28. Oppo says:

    The Boys From Detroit

    “Seriously, What’s Different?”

  29. jw says:

    screen actors guild

    WOLVERINES!

  30. Greg says:

    Greg’s Gargantuan Gallons O’FUN!!! (Rallying cry) HEY!! That country over THERE has BEER!! INVADE!!!!

  31. tanstaafl44 says:

    grievers

    “we grieve for the past,
    wrong us and you will grieve in the future.”

  32. Oppo says:

    The Untasty

    “But seriously, zombies: Democrats Taste Like Chicken!”

  33. Mad Dawg says:

    The Dawg Warriors
    Baptize the cats!

  34. FormerHostage says:

    The Morlocks.
    “Tastes like chicken.”

  35. FormerHostage says:

    Sorry Oppo…I didn’t see yours

  36. Oppo says:

    @35: But yours is better.

  37. Karen says:

    The Knights of Ni

    “Iiiiiiiiiiiiissss”

    The Rangers

    “We live for the one, we die for the one” or alternatively, “Get the hell out of my galaxy!”

  38. 4of7 says:

    #3 – Jimmy,
    Thanks!
    This reminds me of a post that appeared here after the 2008 elections, when we debated the formation of the Republican Underground. (mottos, logos, etc.)
    http://www.imao.us/index.php/2008/11/republican-underground/

    By placing the Great S.N.A.F.U. in the 1990’s, I eliminated all that from my fictional time-line. (kind of like how they rewrote Star Trek history in that reboot movie by dropping a black hole on the planet Vulcan – a small price to pay for artistic freedom, I guess.)
    Of course, I had to give everyone who reads the cartoon at least the hope that no matter how devastating the wars, that they might be among the survivors, and not only survivors, but founders of a new world order!
    I think that’s why zombie movies are so popular – most people see themselves as survivors, not as zombies (sorry, can of spam!) ;)

  39. 4of7 says:

    PS: Harvey, no, that’s not Sebelius, but she Does end up ratting Kevin out to the cops! (Oops, Spoiler Alert!)

  40. Jimmy says:

    @38: Oh, wow, 4of7. I had forgotten about that Republican Underground post. Those were the days at IMAO… that’s for sure. Most of those people don’t comment here anymore. :-(

  41. 4of7 says:

    #40: yeah, but there’s plenty of new people – I guess that makes us the “old guard” now!
    Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!

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