Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Has a New Plan to Deal With Russia…

Posted on March 6, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama has a new plan to deal with Russia…

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57 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Has a New Plan to Deal With Russia…”

  1. Oppo says:

    @50 Jimmy: I’m with you – – – do we want Janeane to improve, or don’t we?

  2. Jimmy says:

    @51: Yes, but in any case, I’m with FormerHostage (see @24). Whoever Janeane is, she’s/he’s a real IMAO “goober.”

    Will the real goober, Janeane Garofalo, please stand up?! Wait… lemme think about this some more…

  3. Jimmy says:

    Maybe “Goober” is like some kind of super IMAO Ronin of the past who never became one of Harvey’s modern “Moon Nukers.”

  4. Writer says:

    … he aslo has a new position with Putin-he bends over.

  5. raml says:

    outline Russia with watered down red ink with lines in strange places and when asked why, answers only that he has just about run out of his allotment of red ink.

  6. Gumbeaux says:

    0bama is sending back the busts of Lenin and Stalin from his own collection. That’ll show ’em.

    We’re boycotting the Sochi Olympics!

  7. Karen says:

    … He is going to play golf! That may not sound like it will help, but name one way it could hurt!

    … Hide under some coats and pray that everything works out.

    .. Misquote something Sarah Palin says and hope the media is so busy with that, that they don’t ask him what his plan is.

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