Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Are Developing “Bionic Plants”, Which May Eventually…

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Scientists are developing “bionic plants”, which may eventually…

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  1. …die because they are being taught that carbon dioxide is pollution. That’s like telling humans that oxygen is pollution.

    …become president

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  2. … turn Apple’s “walled garden” application ecosystem into a literal “walled garden” ecosystem.

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  3. @10: (While Microsoft Garden 4.0 causes you to have to re-boot your front lawn three times a day.)

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  4. … deliver a nasty, but overdue, shock to the neighbor’s dog who continues to use my lawn as its latrine.

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  5. …analyze “Day of the Triffids” and “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” for strategic mistakes, and launch a new take-over effort.

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  6. …grow to become two pair of plants

    …spawn a new TV series, “The Six-Gazillion Dollar Larch”

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  7. Scientists are developing “bionic plants”, which may eventually…

    drive vegetarians insane!

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  8. …lead to using spell check and getting funding for the more sought after bionic pants.

    …result in getting the depressed potatoes to mash themselves.

    …lead to some interesting nuptial announcements in the newspaper and myself never, ever buying anything in the vegetable section at the grocery. To eat.

    …mean an unbroken line of greatest vice presidents ever!!!

    …lead to self fertilizing beans.

    …lead to hipsters wearing tee shirts with ironic who’re the hunter-gatherers now messages.

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  9. … lead to a cyborganic section at Almost-Whole Foods.

    … inspire a new cliche: “God made all plants. Bionic science made all plants equal.”

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  10. …put it in your pipe and smoke it for you.

    …freak out your cat when you tell your dogwood trees if they don’t like it they can get up and leave.

    …cops getting your grass to grass on you.

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  11. …lead to self-rolling choom. Barry just kicking a cool $500 million government grant for development.

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