Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Are Developing “Bionic Plants”, Which May Eventually…

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Scientists are developing “bionic plants”, which may eventually…

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  1. …lead to using spell check and getting funding for the more sought after bionic pants.

    …result in getting the depressed potatoes to mash themselves.

    …lead to some interesting nuptial announcements in the newspaper and myself never, ever buying anything in the vegetable section at the grocery. To eat.

    …mean an unbroken line of greatest vice presidents ever!!!

    …lead to self fertilizing beans.

    …lead to hipsters wearing tee shirts with ironic who’re the hunter-gatherers now messages.


  2. …put it in your pipe and smoke it for you.

    …freak out your cat when you tell your dogwood trees if they don’t like it they can get up and leave.

    …cops getting your grass to grass on you.



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