Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Excuse for Delaying the Obamacare Signup Deadline…

Posted on March 27, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

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47 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Excuse for Delaying the Obamacare Signup Deadline…”

  1. c64wood says:

    Easy. The midterm elections are coming up

  2. walruskkkch says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    Shakes Magic 8 Ball…

  3. Steve H says:

    Most people signing up don’t have their ID cards yet (no, wait… nevermind).

  4. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . is that the people in charge of making the website work are busy filling out their NCAA basketball playoff predictions

    . . . is that Moochelle is the only one with rights as an administrator for the application, and she’s in China, complaining about how some states in the USA treated black people before she was born.

  5. Rayfan87 says:

    The republicans told them not to delay it anymore.

  6. walruskkkch says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    Obama ate the dog that ate the paperwork.

  7. Steve H says:

    Still working out the details of how to sign up all the dead people.

  8. c64wood says:

    At this point, what difference does it make?

  9. walruskkkch says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    it was an odd day in a month not ending in “Y”.

  10. Steve H says:

    Haven’t convinced enough illegals that ICE won’t track them down after they sign up.

  11. walruskkkch says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    still consulting with the Russians on how to get 140% of the possible number of people signed up.

  12. walruskkkch says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    dude, I’m still sooooooo baked from last night!

  13. walruskkkch says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    was embarrassingly the same as the 5th one.

  14. walruskkkch says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    waiting to see how the “house of Cards” writers would handle the problem.

  15. Steve H says:

    NO COOKIES !!!

  16. Bob B says:

    …it’s a Republican plot to disrupt the placid acquiescence of the Obama faithful – it’s actually “DeLay”ing the deadline.

  17. walruskkkch says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    they hadn’t figured the length of the Mensis Intercalaris for the year yet.

  18. AT says:

    … it’s necessary to prevent global warming.

    … KOOOOOCCCHHH BROTHERS!!!!!!

  19. Bob B says:

    …all of our Cobol programmers are dying off…

  20. walruskkkch says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    some idiot let Biden reset the password for the website.

  21. blarg says:

    …its so awesome that if we just implemented it all at once the awesomeness would cause everyone’s heads to explode.

    …it’s the Federal version of “just the tip”

  22. walruskkkch says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    Why not?

  23. walruskkkch says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    they’ve run out of red paint for the next redline, deadline.

  24. Jimmy says:

    @19: Heh. But just remember, COBOL programmers never die, they just slowly fade away into senility.

  25. Jimmy says:

    …timeout for the Pope’s blessing!

  26. DamnCat says:

    “I ran out of gas, had a flat tire, I didn’t have money for the cab fare, my tux didn’t come back from the cleaner’s, a friend came in from out of town, someone stole my car, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts, IT WASN”T MY FAULT…..”

  27. Janeane Garofalo says:

    PRESIDENT OBAMA (ENDLESS YAYS!!!!!!) IS SHOWING HOW HE TRULY CARES ABOUT THE CITIZENS OF THIS NATION BY GIVING THEM MORE TIME TO JOIN UP WITH THIS HISTORIC FEDERAL POLICY RATHER THAN PUNISHING THEM WITH PENALTIES HES SHOWING HIS CONCERN FOR THE OPPRESSED AND DOWNTRODDEN THAT HAVE SUNK DOWN DUE TO THE CRUEL POLICIES OF BUSHITLER WHO ONLY CARED FOR HIS RICH FRIENDS AND NOT THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!PRESIDENT OBAMA (YAYS!!!!!!!!) RULES OVER BUSHITLER!!!!!

  28. AT says:

    … Obama had no knowledge of these events until he heard about them on MSNBC.

  29. AT says:

    …. he was afraid of being on the wrong side of history.

  30. Jimmy says:

    …the deadline timing wasn’t right. Hey, the man understands the nuances of managerment!

  31. zipity says:

    …the dog ate my website.

  32. Steve H says:

    @24 – The guvmint ones, not so slowly.

  33. James says:

    . . . is a shortage of latex gloves for personal probes.

  34. jw says:

    biden

  35. jw says:

    still waiting for ambassador stevens to finish his paperwork

  36. c64wood says:

    continued incompetence that no one calls them on

  37. Dohtimes says:

    …”and thus it has been ordained by the Teleprompter of the United States, and so shall it be, until it is not, as in all things”.

    …computer glitches keep making the numbers add up.

    …seems just the Q-tips for Obama’s ears is enough to bankrupt the system.

    …in the words of Ernest Hollins, “ain’t enough uxorciding going on out there to get everyone covered”.

    …still haven’t found suitable euphemisms for concentration and death camps, not to mention the precise color shades for the red and blue pills.

  38. Mrs. C says:

    Members of the legislative and executive branch finally got around to reading the founding governing documents of this country and realized they don’t have to right to force citizens to buy a product with the threat of a high tax if they don’t.

    Well, one can dream.

  39. HokieGomer says:

    @ #26 DamnCat – Thanks for leaving God out, it may have offended their sensibilities.

  40. Tater Salad says:

    ….Obama wanted to give Harry Reid more time to try and blame the GOP for delaying the signup deadline. (Hey the idiots reelected Obama, they’ll buy anything.)

  41. Burt says:

    The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    is just part of an ongoing test to determine how long you can refuse to enforce an act passed by congress and upheld by the Supreme Court. We may have redefined infinity and created perpetual motion.

  42. Writer says:

    …the coin came up “heads”.

  43. frogmouth says:

    Global warming! I mean…man made climate change. Made by racists. Racist Republicans. Racist Republican obstructionist Tea Party racist racists. It’s Bush’s fault!

    You know what? Screw you guys…Michelle and the kids are out of town. I’m gonna grab some beers and a chili dog or three, fire up a doob. Then I’m going golfing.

  44. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …they thought the Republicans would have repealed it by now.

  45. Oppo says:

    @Frogmouth: No, you’re supposed to come up with fake excuses Obama might make, not real ones….

  46. Karen says:

    … The dog ate the website… and then Obama ate the dog.

    … Wait, he stills needs excuses? It is so because he declares it so!

    … People will be so overjoyed by how awesome their new insurance is, that they will dance for joy in the streets and accidentally injure themselves… And that’s not covered in network.

  47. Tater Salad says:

    Obama is so busy acting as Putin’s butch “power bottom” that while he was at it he might as well screw the insurance companies a little more.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/obama-calls-on-vladimir-putin-to-move-russian-troops-from-ukraine/

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