Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Excuse for Delaying the Obamacare Signup Deadline…

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The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

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  1. . . . is that the people in charge of making the website work are busy filling out their NCAA basketball playoff predictions

    . . . is that Moochelle is the only one with rights as an administrator for the application, and she’s in China, complaining about how some states in the USA treated black people before she was born.

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  2. The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    Obama ate the dog that ate the paperwork.

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  3. The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    it was an odd day in a month not ending in “Y”.

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  4. The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    still consulting with the Russians on how to get 140% of the possible number of people signed up.

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  5. The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    dude, I’m still sooooooo baked from last night!

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  6. The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    was embarrassingly the same as the 5th one.

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  7. The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    waiting to see how the “house of Cards” writers would handle the problem.

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  8. …it’s a Republican plot to disrupt the placid acquiescence of the Obama faithful – it’s actually “DeLay”ing the deadline.

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  9. The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    they hadn’t figured the length of the Mensis Intercalaris for the year yet.

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  10. The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    some idiot let Biden reset the password for the website.

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  11. …its so awesome that if we just implemented it all at once the awesomeness would cause everyone’s heads to explode.

    …it’s the Federal version of “just the tip”

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  12. The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    they’ve run out of red paint for the next redline, deadline.

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  13. “I ran out of gas, had a flat tire, I didn’t have money for the cab fare, my tux didn’t come back from the cleaner’s, a friend came in from out of town, someone stole my car, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts, IT WASN”T MY FAULT…..”

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  14. PRESIDENT OBAMA (ENDLESS YAYS!!!!!!) IS SHOWING HOW HE TRULY CARES ABOUT THE CITIZENS OF THIS NATION BY GIVING THEM MORE TIME TO JOIN UP WITH THIS HISTORIC FEDERAL POLICY RATHER THAN PUNISHING THEM WITH PENALTIES HES SHOWING HIS CONCERN FOR THE OPPRESSED AND DOWNTRODDEN THAT HAVE SUNK DOWN DUE TO THE CRUEL POLICIES OF BUSHITLER WHO ONLY CARED FOR HIS RICH FRIENDS AND NOT THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!PRESIDENT OBAMA (YAYS!!!!!!!!) RULES OVER BUSHITLER!!!!!

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  15. …”and thus it has been ordained by the Teleprompter of the United States, and so shall it be, until it is not, as in all things”.

    …computer glitches keep making the numbers add up.

    …seems just the Q-tips for Obama’s ears is enough to bankrupt the system.

    …in the words of Ernest Hollins, “ain’t enough uxorciding going on out there to get everyone covered”.

    …still haven’t found suitable euphemisms for concentration and death camps, not to mention the precise color shades for the red and blue pills.

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  16. Members of the legislative and executive branch finally got around to reading the founding governing documents of this country and realized they don’t have to right to force citizens to buy a product with the threat of a high tax if they don’t.

    Well, one can dream.

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  17. ….Obama wanted to give Harry Reid more time to try and blame the GOP for delaying the signup deadline. (Hey the idiots reelected Obama, they’ll buy anything.)

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  18. The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

    is just part of an ongoing test to determine how long you can refuse to enforce an act passed by congress and upheld by the Supreme Court. We may have redefined infinity and created perpetual motion.

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  19. Global warming! I mean…man made climate change. Made by racists. Racist Republicans. Racist Republican obstructionist Tea Party racist racists. It’s Bush’s fault!

    You know what? Screw you guys…Michelle and the kids are out of town. I’m gonna grab some beers and a chili dog or three, fire up a doob. Then I’m going golfing.

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  20. @Frogmouth: No, you’re supposed to come up with fake excuses Obama might make, not real ones….

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  21. … The dog ate the website… and then Obama ate the dog.

    … Wait, he stills needs excuses? It is so because he declares it so!

    … People will be so overjoyed by how awesome their new insurance is, that they will dance for joy in the streets and accidentally injure themselves… And that’s not covered in network.

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