Straight Line of the Day: The Secret Service Is Buying a New Limo for Obama. Its Most Notable Feature…

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The Secret Service is buying a new limo for Obama. Its most notable feature…

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  1. The Secret Service is buying a new limo for Obama. Its most notable feature…

    it goes from 0-60 in 30 minutes, Union mandated break included.

    built in snow plow for all that “Climate Change”.

    designed to run on a pure ethanol subsidy.

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  2. The Secret Service is buying a new limo for Obama. Its most notable feature…

    it is powered totally by hamsters in hamster wheels… except the PETA people won’t let them use hamsters.

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  3. The Secret Service is buying a new limo for Obama. Its most notable feature…

    it’s slightly larger than what can fit on the normal support plane for Presidential travel so they will have to now build an entirely new support plane to,err… support it.

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  4. The Secret Service is buying a new limo for Obama. Its most notable feature…

    the wheels are square and oblong to show “diversity” and acceptance of “differently shaped” wheels.

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  5. …it’s the retro Republican model, the next prez will ride in a 1973 Ford Pinto convertible.

    …Barack Obama Senior’s advice, “Fear the bucket, fear the bucket” taken into account, this model has bench seats in front.

    …custom acoustics lets him listen to Putin’s orders and echo them to his comrades in the MSM before he ebonicallizes them for voters.

    …gyroscopic seats allow Obama to always be looking down his nose at everyone.

    …hasn’t been driven since 2000, David Carradine will wash AND wax it for free.

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  6. … is the four horsemen under the hood.

    … its that i’s actually known as the Mark II of The Beast.

    … is one that he really likes:
    that it came with a pink slip. (plus proof of ownership.)
    the sound of those “I” beams. And the universal joints.
    the fact that he can tell it’s presidential, because it says “PRNDL” right on the steering column.
    the four on the floor. (just like Sandra Fluke.)

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  7. …it comes with a conversion kit, drawbacks being the gas tank has a pump handle instead of a spout hole, the transgendered transmission makes it nigh impossible to shift gears and Obama is probably the only one who prefers riding in an car sidesaddle.

    …legal in NYC, the bulletproof glass only holds 16 ounces.

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  8. YOU STOOPID HATEMONGERING RACIST RESCUMLICAN RAPETARDS THE MOST NOTABLE FEATURE OF PRESIDENT OBAMAS(ENDLESS YAYS) LIMO IS THAT IS CAN KEEP ALL THE BONEHEADED MINDLESS WINGNUT LOOSERS AWAY!!!!!!PRESIDENT OBAMA (INFINITE YAYS) NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED FROM ALL THE NUTJOBS ON THE RIGHT!!!ALL YOU DEATH DEALING WARMONGERING GUN NUTS!!!

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  9. … it goes from 69 to 48 in 63 months

    … it has a few extra pair of mom jeans in the trunk

    …it has non-tinted glass, so when he says, “Let me be clear” we know he means it.

    …it’s powered by solar panels and a wind turbine. On cloudy days with no breeze, the main stream media push it to keep it going. Now that I think about it, on sunny days with a nice stiff breeze, the mainstream media push it to keep it going.

    …Obamacare waivers for those who built it.

    …it’s a secret

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  10. Its most notable feature from an irony standpoint is that the idiot who will be riding in the back seat is admittedly incapable of comprehending a vehicle insurance policy. Or much of anything else, for that matter.

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