The Obvious Solution

Posted on March 9, 2014 8:00 pm

Al Gore’s latest environmental panic-mongering: “the Dust Bowl is coming back, quickly, unless we act.”

Sure thing, Al. Just tell us what we need to sell to Al Jazeera to fix the problem.

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3 Responses to “The Obvious Solution”

  1. Gebiv says:

    Don’t worry. Anywhere he goes to give speeches about drought-like conditions will have unseasonably heavy rain. Guaranteed.

  2. Capitalist_B says:

    The original dust bowl was less a climate problem than a government mismanagement problem, so if Al Gore says he plans to bring it back, we should listen, just as your ears should perk up when the Don says “nice business you have here …. it would be a real shame if anything were to … happen … to it.”

  3. zzyzx says:

    If we sell Al Gore to Al Jazeera would that fix the problem? No…how about if we give Al Gore to Al Jazeera?

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