Which Superhero Do You Call for This Crime Wave?

Posted on March 7, 2014 4:00 pm

A new study claims that as global warming heats up the planet, crime will increase.

Mostly, I assume, in the form of fraudulent applications for global warming research grants.

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14 Responses to “Which Superhero Do You Call for This Crime Wave?”

  1. Jack says:

    “Snow Miser”

    I’m Mister White Christmas
    I’m Mister Snow
    I’m Mister Icicle
    I’m Mister Ten Below
    Friends call me Snow Miser
    What ever I touch
    Turns to snow in my clutch
    I’m too much!

  2. Oppo says:

    Cap’n Trade to the rescue!

  3. Jimmy says:

    I’m here to report that the frogs in the creek are happy this year. They’re really loud at night.

  4. Oppo says:

    SuperPACman

  5. Oppo says:

    The Green Curly-cue-bulb Lantern

  6. Writer says:

    … Refrigerator Magnet Man.

  7. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Has anyone checked to see if Global Warming™ is Afikan Amerikan black ? They sure do like to blame stuff on it, maybe it’s because they’re racist.

  8. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    By the way, we capitalize Global Warming™ so as to not anger him, you know how those people can be.

  9. blarg says:

    Straw Man.

  10. Doug says:

    (another) Good one, Harvey!

  11. Oppo says:

    Captain America, but not capped in China or India*

    *carbon emissions, that is.

  12. Doug says:

    I have been meaning to mention that I like the random ‘avatar’ that I was given.
    It looks like I am lifting weights. Which sufficiently satisfies my desire to lift weights.

  13. Hillaryous says:

    COg 2.

  14. frogmouth says:

    Captain Planet, of course.

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