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Due to the drought, California is planning to drive salmon to the ocean in tanker trucks instead of letting them swim down shallow rivers.

So wasteful. If only we’d have listened to Obama and built high speed rail…

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  1. “If only we’d have listened to Obama and built high speed rail.”

    Like a branch line of the Intercontinental Railroad?

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  2. The hatchery was built to atone for habitat losses caused by construction of Shasta Dam. ooooook

    Then right above it: California to dam Delta sloughs if drought persists.
    So how are they going to atone for that?

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  3. Climate change caused drought=> drive more CO2 belching trucks full of salmon=>more climate change…(repeat)

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  4. Sadly the salmon are not familiar with Dutch’s comment on the, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.'”

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