Why Can’t They Use Priceline to Book a Flight Like Everyone Else?

Posted on March 25, 2014 4:00 pm

Due to the drought, California is planning to drive salmon to the ocean in tanker trucks instead of letting them swim down shallow rivers.

So wasteful. If only we’d have listened to Obama and built high speed rail…

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9 Responses to “Why Can’t They Use Priceline to Book a Flight Like Everyone Else?”

  1. Oppo says:

    They’d better not be transporting those fish across state lines for immoral porpoises.

  2. Oppo says:

    . . . but they claim not to have the resources to do the same to illegals?

  3. Oppo says:

    I keep picturing a Gary Larson drawing of two bears driving one of these tanker trucks.

  4. Oppo says:

    This sounds like a government crony-Teamster-environmentalist scam.
    We got us a CONvoy.

  5. Tater Salad says:

    “If only we’d have listened to Obama and built high speed rail.”

    Like a branch line of the Intercontinental Railroad?

  6. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    The hatchery was built to atone for habitat losses caused by construction of Shasta Dam. ooooook

    Then right above it: California to dam Delta sloughs if drought persists.
    So how are they going to atone for that?

  7. robotimecop says:

    Climate change caused drought=> drive more CO2 belching trucks full of salmon=>more climate change…(repeat)

  8. c64wood says:

    Sadly the salmon are not familiar with Dutch’s comment on the, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

  9. Oppo says:

    I hope the trucks have anti-lox brakes.

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