Sorry I slammed your Grandma's casket closed because I thought I saw her move
— dan mentos (@NonCombosMentos) March 21, 2014
Why do they still force actors to be so skinny? We've got wide screens now. Plenty of room.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) March 21, 2014
Business idea: Like a sports bar but we only play my old Mystery Science Theater 3000 VHS tapes and no one is allowed to talk over them.
— vladchoc (@vladchoc) March 22, 2014
"SHE'S NOT EVEN A NEW GIRL ANYMORE!" – What my last three arguments have been about
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) March 24, 2014